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milkgoat what if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting Turn Off Computer

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This is actually the Hindu creation myth: the Gods gave Shiva a massive handjob (Shiva's dong was so massive this actually required two teams of Gods pulling on a gigantic rope), making him ejaculate all life onto the earth. The Japanese have a similar creation myth.

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