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File (hide) 1411269331108 ing (55.53 KB, 703 1023. 10237-Christophr_Poole at.. jpa) ■ Anonymous 09/21/14 (Sun) 13:15:31 No.45718 >Be Chris Poole 52nd christmas. Nobody to share it with. At the bar. Got rich as f--- just to lose it all. Despised by /b/ros, laughed at by SJWs Cancer is back. No hope this time. More aggressive than ever. Watch TV above the bar Senator Sarkeesian making a speech, national figurehead of cultural marxism and 4th wave feminism, rumored to be preparing for presidential campaign. Credited with rebuilding American public education curriculum to teach kids about the horrors of the white marn Leaves the bar, it is a silent as the snow comes piling down, Takes out cell phone > H-hey Barb, can I talk to Vivian? Please? Let me talk to my daughter, I just want to tell her Merry Christmas.. Barb He drops his phona in the sn Cont Its all ogreow Anonymous圏09/21/14 (Sun) 13:15:52 No 45725 2247720 >Voice from alley addresses him. 47迅ー483 m00t Framilliar whirring of old enemyl's chair. Based Hotwheels emerges from the dark alley in his Batmobilechair with which he has eluded the FBI for all these years. > You know what you must do mo0t. Even after all you have done, you can still be redeemed in the eyes of your /b/rothers." >Chris's eyes tear up >Hotwheels engages rocket boosters and speeds away back into the night. O Anonymous 09/21/14 (Sun) 13:16:05 No 45731 2mm-am ー >Moot walks to the gate to Anita's mansion. One of his hands clenched and the other in his pocket. S"I need to speak to Anita. > And who is this. "... Christopher Poole.. "Mmmm, I'm sorry sir that's not possible at the moment. >See limousine coming out of gate >Stand in front, blocking it's path sAnita's 7ft tall feminist body guards open the back door for her. She steps out, now wearing hoop earrings the size if tires > Poole what is this? >Chris is shaking, just staring at her >He pulls his hand out of his pocket and reveals a small pistol >Amazon bodyguards shoots penis off as they have been trained to do for so long. Poole falls to the ground >He holds his clenched fist to his chest as blood begins to stain the snow around him Anonymous 09/21/14 (Sun) 13:16:18 No.45738 -mas-7822-aar >Sarkeesian laughs as she nears and stands over him. > Poole you fool, even if you had succeeded in killing me, thousands of bills would have passed in my honor and I would forever be seen as a martyr, more powerful than I ever could have been in life S Cough... Cough. My name, is m00t. > And I didn't do it to stop you >Anita raises a painted on eyebrow Then why? You still upset having had your estate seized for possessing misogynist contraband? >"I didn't do it for revenge clutches his fist to his chest > Then why?1 Why did you do this?! Anita demands. s Cough >m00t pulls Anita close and whispers in her ear > For the lulz m00t opens his hand and reveals a dead man's switch. boom

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Snickerway

Sep 24, 2014 at 07:16PM EDT in reply to ArchaicEX

You mean you don't have a chestdick? Wow. Fucking plebeian.

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ArchaicEX Moderator

Sep 24, 2014 at 02:27PM EDT

The end of the 3rd post has an interesting implication regarding moot's anatomy.
"Amazon bodyguards shoots penis off as they have been trained to do for so long. Poole falls to the ground. He holds his clenched fist to his chest as blood begins to stain the snow around him." (Emphasis added.)
Or maybe getting shot gives him heartburn. Who knows.

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