BOREDOM?, THATS A SYMPTOM OF WORKISIS, A FATAL DISEASE KNOWN TO AFFECT PEOPLE WHO ARE PROCRASTINATING!
NURSE, ADMINISTER 10CC'S OF VIDYA STAT AND GIVE THIS MAN SOME PORN GOD DAMNIT!

Yeah…but what if this is not employment? What if this is punishment? What if this is Mike Schmidt’s Silent Hill? A personal hell created by his own desire to be punished for his heinous crime?

What if….what if I am completely blowing smoke and just making up random head canons because right now, I am horrifically bored?