Pokémon - Fanon vs. Canon

Slowbro never struck me as a badass. More of a dumbass who didn't realize he has a parasite trying to fucking eat him but he was too slow to understand, plus, that fanon looks like something for Slowking so maybe Slowking might get mega evo that will be for one version only with Slowbro mega belonging to other version.

What if Mega Slowbro spins? What if he gets like 80 points in speed and spins like a beyblade!? That would be awesome!