/tg/ always has the most amusing threads

These ridiculous situations are why I intensely desire to play P&P games. I am distinctly a loonie, and would likely cause endless shenanigans. I went to a "learn to play" event at Comic Con and played with a bunch of other rookies under a veteran GM. I roleplayed as a senile fighter with a giant axe and had a weak spot for money, as an interpretation of the character sheet I was given. I proceeded to yell at dead horses in the road to move out of the way by order of the heir of the glorious Narrikson clan. I later slapped our only captive into unconsciousness and then later managed to get the captive goblin to start speaking Common, and I managed to achieve both massive stupidity and massive utility by referencing Pulp Fiction. It was fun.