Tumblr - He hates those movies more than you do, pal.

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>"He hates those movies more than you do, pal."

Because he INVENTED IT and then he RUINED IT so no one could best him in the ring of dishonor! And then, with his fight money, he bought two of each Twilight book, threw them onto a shelf, and burnt the shit outta them! And that's why whenever someone's registering their new book, it's called a PATENT!

UNLESS IT'S A COPYRIGHT!

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