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This amuses me because baby goats are called kids, so they could potentially still get into a custody battle for the kids

Hell, I remember taking a Greek mythology course in college. We learned about Io. She was this nymph that Zeus was boinking, but then Hera, Zeus's wife, comes home early or whatever, so Zeus turned Io into a cow. I just remember thinking, "Well that was dumb. As hard as it is trying to explain being naked with another women in your arms, it still ain't as hard as trying to explain why you're naked holding a fucking cow."