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You're totally doing it wrong. It goes like this:
"I hate you, you hate me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
With a 20 pin rifle, stick him in the headNow that purple freak is dead!"
(Switch to tune of "Joy to the World")
"Joy to the world, Barney's dead
We barbecued his head
Don't worry about the body
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it went
And round and round it went
And round and round and round and round it went!"

This was my childhood.