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Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? BACK. THE F---. UP M------------ PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yorre in for the ride of your lie S------ First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOURASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good, take it in,because It's the last thing you'll see before TTORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. So JUST when you think you've finally conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches out and RESTORES HIMSEL COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU MUST HAVE A M------------ MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------

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PYRO Beatrice

May 26, 2014 at 09:59PM EDT in reply to TheJokerTitan

Usually extreme advertising is used to promote something seriously, just with a lot more swearing and "banging your mom" jokes. This one is definitely not joking, because Reuniclus is one hell of a beast.

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