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HOLY F------ CHRIST ON THE CROSS Hold up, step the f--- back before you get hurt This here is a Metagross, and he's about to tear some s--- up Think you've seen some cool Pokémon before? F--- YOU. You don't know JACK S--- about Pokémon until you've trained one of these unholy asskickers Intimidate? Get that s--- out of here, Metagross ain't afraid of you Four legs to stomp bitches into the dirt, with some rugged-ass spikes on the bottom to r--- you in the ass if you give him any s---. Look at that p----- off expression it's like an angry metal tank that can compute pi or some s--- He'll whoop your opponent's ass, and then he'll do your math homework for you It can also float in the air with f------ magnetism. How does that work? Hell if I know, but it's pretty f------ awesome CHECK IT: Metagross is a steel type, which is like the most badass type there is. He's just gonna laugh off your p---- attacks like they're nothing. But this ain't just some stupid block of metal we're dealing with - Metagross is also a psychic type. That's right, f------. It's a f------ spider-tank thing that's got FOUR GODDAMN BRAINS That's three and a half more brains than it takes to know that your opponent's gonna be f----- six ways from Sunday when you come steppin' through with your Metagross. This n----- can out-think a supercomputer, so while bitches are trying and failing to dent his defenses, he's running calculations on how to best f--- s--- up. Now I know what you're thinking "LOL, an offensive steel type? He can't do any." Shut the f--- up you thundering f-----. You think Metagross gives any amount of s---- about your resistances? F--- NO. You know what a meteor mash is? That's the name they give to your demise when Metagross punches you in the d--- with the full force of the heavens - f------ Fist of the North Star style, a------. And you know what else meteor mash does? IT MAKES HIM EVEN F------ STRONGER, goddamn you should just give up now you p---- But check this s--- out: craziest of all is that you just can't beat this guy. Let's say by some miracle of miracles you're winning the battle. You've got Metagross on the ropes, about to deliver the finishing blow. Guess what, a------? Not f------ happening. Metagross would sooner go kamikaze up in this bitch than let your punk-ass KO him. Out of nowhere, ten megatons of F--- YOU delivered straight up your a------, courtesy of this crazy m-----------'s explosion. Double battles? He'll blow up everything in the damn arena, even his own limp-dicked partner. He just doesn't give a f---. When Metagross gets serious, you just take cover and pray to God like the pathetic bitch you are Hiroshima? Nagasaki? What, you thought atom bombs did that? Hell no, those were just a couple of p----- off Metagross. P----- off at Japan for creating Rotom will-o-wisp lol F--- ROTOM AND F--- YOU, TOO

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