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Transformers - Good Time

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My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said, "The m------------ Decepticons." She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, l shot the toaster, it was a good time.

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11volt11

11volt11

May 08, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT

A similar thing happened to me once, except without the gun, the girlfriend, and the Decepticons. My toaster just laughs every so often.

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Iso

Iso

May 09, 2014 at 01:12PM EDT

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