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by DisneyMaster, 5 hours, 7 minutes ago Journals/ Personal In Special Session of TheAnticorn64Group, July 4, 2013 The unanimous Declaration of the BronyCanon fans of Terra 10 score & 37 years, a group of intelligent, well-minded men created a new nation on the continent of North America. On their founding document, they stated that "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the ation. We hold these truths to be that all men are that they are auses which impel them to the s endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among thes these words tha good times and bad, the sole world superpower as of this date. Now, on that nation's day of independence, the time has come for another declaration of separation only not from any legal body, but instead from the new frontier known as the Internet. In that untamed e Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happines berated those former colonie om their imperial and corporat erlords and establish cination with a wondrous, magical world of multi-colored equines and the magic of friendship. This is our story When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one group of fans to dissolve the canonical bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of the Omniverse and of the Omniverse's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of the Internet requires that they should declare the causes which had impelled them to their separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all canons are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator(s) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Existence, Liberty and the pursuit of Equality.-That to secure these rights, Movies, television shows, video games, and comics are created, deriving their just powers from the consent of the fans and the corporations, That whenever any Form of Corporation becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Fans to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new canon, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Canons long established should not be changed for light and transient auses; and accordingly all experience has shown, that fans are more disposed to suffer, while evils are insufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abus demagogues, and to provide new custodians for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these fans; and such is history of repeated injuries and usurpation's, al having in direc nd usurpation's, pursuing invariably reduce them under orpora cism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such me ow the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Order. The history of the pre cts ndid and curious worl ve mos the major websites in which Bronies congregate. Doing this ma impossible for someone to raise an opinion against the changes without reprisal to spread their vile look like they are in erything they do They continue to use outdated and sexist cliches in their work instead of doing something new and innovative ve t Executive Meddling in Animation history since the cancelling of Sym-Bionic funded politicians to pass laws that would alter copyright laws into their favor Thev continue to enforc ry in Southeast Asia which in turn unemployment in the Unit stroy the mind where that talks down to them and treats them like idiots instead They continue t individuals who will need knowledge in order to inherit the world ev ery They twist the word f the original show-creator in an Orwellian way to further support their view In nearly every stage of these Oppression's, We have petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A CEO whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brony brethren. We warned them from time to time attempts by the writers to xtend an unwa ntable jurisdictiono us. We have reminded them of the circumstance our opinions and judgment. We to their native justice and magnanimity, and we onjured them by the ties of our common kindred vow thes surpation's which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. Some respond with threats against our well-being. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounce ation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in P riends We, therefore, the Repre or this Canon is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to DHX Studios, and that all connection between them and the Hasbro corporation, is and ough they have full Power to make stories, create characters, form Multi-media alliance which Independent Canons may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Loves, our Dreams, and Ourselves. And if we may fall in some great battle, let us pledge that we shot have died in vain, that this world under all Gods shal have a new birth of freedom and whatever form of government they may take, let us hope it will be a government of the people, by the people, for the people, that shall not perish from the earth. So In conclusion, the Real Bronies everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing order of things. The Real ron on Assembled, appe our intentions in the Name, and by Authority of the good f this fandom, solemnly publish and otally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Canons establish Order, and to do all other Acts and Things Bronies disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing corporate conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Brony revolution. The fans have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win world u Equinox-2nd Royal Historian of Equestria, Protector of the Multiverse, High Chancellor of Canon, Commander-in-Chief of all armed forces Document written by T. Jefferson, K. Marx, A. Lincoln, and R. Yensid 10 Comments

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The Declaration of Autipendence


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On a related note: this is the third time on this site that I've seen stupid fan behavior described as "autistic". Speaking as someone who has Asperger's Syndrome (a form of Autism), I'd like to ask people to stop doing that. I don't like being lumped in with idiots like this.

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