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1-1 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448回 s"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can." She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sisters property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" > "But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it well is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: 0493 3 0505 3 552 2 413 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No. 3420598 0 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 File: 134495534624 48 KB. 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) IM BEYOND MAD Lt 3420529 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 3420456 Why didnt you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

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Mar 01, 2014 at 08:02PM EST

NO AMOUNT OF WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THE PURE HATE I HAVE FOR THIS ANON'S FUCKING MOTHER AND SISTER.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I GET THE URGE TO KILL THOSE CONTEMPTIBLE SUBHUMANS.

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Mar 02, 2014 at 02:44AM EST

Oh god, this one again

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