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邡 Buzi, will you get up here and give me a hand e-zekiel cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he's always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day. I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn't reach a box on the shelf and asked him, "Dude gimme a hand here". And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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