>Icebreakers commence
>Always picked last due to surname system
>Massive bag of dice within pack (for D&D club)
>Hastily create master plan as nearly every student says "I like dogs" to get it over with
>My turn
>Activate serious expression
>"Hello, I'm anon, and I wanna die…"
>Their faces
>"I wanna die with more than 20 sides", I say, slamming the bag of dice on my desk.
>Prof loses it.

I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW ACCURATE THIS IS