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OMFG I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZINGLY RETARDED DREAM OKAY SO EVERYTHING STARTS OFF NORMAL WITH ME WALKING AROUND THE MOVIE THEATER AND THENI SEE A POSTER FOR CLOVERFIELD 2: THE SHOTGUN REVENGEANCE (ISHIT YOU NOT THATS WHAT IT WAS CALLED) SO I BUY A TICKET, GO INTO THE MOVIE ROOM AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES BLACK AND THEN FM SUDDENLY IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF A KID IN THE MOVIE ITSELF PM ON A SHIP WITH MY BADASS DAD AND WE'RE SUPPOSEDLY CARRYING A GIANT MONSTER IN A MASSIVE VESSEL OR WHATEVER THE F--- AND THEN AT NIGHT WE GO TO SLEEP IN THE SAME PART OF THE SHIP WE KEEP THE MONSTER AND WHILE PM UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ICAN SEE THE THING'S GIANT FINGER NAILS MOVING AND IT'S TAIL WAVING AROUND WITH LTTLE STUBBY CLAWS AT THE ENDS AND JUST GENERALLY BEING REALLY F------ SCARY AND THEN IT'S MORNING AND WE'LL SUPPOSEDLY DUMP THE STILL ALIVE MONSTER IN ITS OCEAN HOME WHERE IT BELONGS BECAUSE ITS NOT CAUSING ANY HARM TO ANYONE THEN THE SHIP GUYS START LIFTING UP THE MONSTER WITH CRANES AND NETS OR WHATEVER AND DUMP HIM IN THE OCEAN (HE ALSO KIND OF LOOKED LIKE THAT ONE KAJU IN PACIFIC RIM THAT BREAKS THROUGH THE SIDNEY WALL) THEN, AS THE MAJESTIC BEAST RISES FROM THE OCEAN AND WE FINALLY SEE ITS FACE AND I S--- YOU NOT ITS A FLAT IMAGE OF THE HILLARY CLINTON PLANET FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES PERPETUALLY SMILING AT US WITH DERPY EYES DON'T WORRY, IT GETS BETTER: THEN THE HILLARY CLINTON MONSTER STARTS SHOOTING OUT GIANT TOOTHLESS BABY SEALS INTO THE OCEAN FROM ITS BACK AND THE BABY SEALS START ATTACKING THE SHIP EVERYBODY STARTS FREAKING THE F--- OUT SOME PEOPLE GET BITTEN BY THE SEALS AND SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES AND EVERYBODY'S SCREAMING AND RUNNING AND BEFORE WAKE UP I ONLY HEAR THE HILLARY CLINTON MONSTER SOFTLY WHISPER THROUGHOUT THE AIR: "Silence, my children. It is our time now. Do not fret. AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHY EATING RIGHT BEFORE BED RIGHT AFTER A 4 HOUR LONG MATCH OF TF2 1S A VERY S----- IDEA #dream #dreams #nightmare #H2 #w-- #h-------- #wtfami doing with my

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