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4chan - The tale of Ahmed

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Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)22:37:14 UTC-0 No.500484831 Reples0543511404740477250499571 first day of acting class in my senior year everyone in the class is mostly younger than me tard and tard wrangler waks in >he makes a noise that sounds like a dieing cat shitpans is laugh sits wut jpg -we get called up to the stage for an activity of my teacher trusts me, she partners me off with ahmed Pits an improv he insists that he is mumble the penguin from happy feet i say ok thats fine our turn comes up he starts making the dieing cat noise and rapidly kidking his feet on the ground he sareams out "BUFFALO WINGS" and kidks the tard wrangler in the shin she goes down she arawls to the door > i take it into my own hands to calm him down tell him "what would gloria the penguin say if she saw you like this. kinda for s---- and giggles He litterally says and i quote She would tell me to rethink my life lose my s--- and start laughing he screams out "BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO RINGS he hobbles towards me the tard wrangler grabs him and shows him a piece of paper he calms down i say he starts freaking out again and punches himself in the chest and falls to the ground tamer takes him out of the classroom > i can hear him sareaming buffalo wings from outside s he runs back in the classroom and starts tap dancing again grab him. he trys to pull away while making the dieing cat noise pray to god ill see hi This is the true story of ahmecd > 2nd week of school in acting class again >havent seen ahmed since he was taking back to tard HQ on that faithful day ssitting in class and right before the bell rings ahmed walks in they trust him now he walks in and sits behind me in the exact same spot makes dieing cat now and says "hi juicy joseph say "hi ahmed, how are you bud" he says cold he says "because im mumble the penguin >s--- pants ., for e go up to the stage for another -we get paired off into groups, im not in ahmeds group >his group goes first, they choose to do a cirous sa d--- girl (from now on i will refer to her as "dikemaster") is playing the ring leader she says "ladies and gentlemen like me present the amazing ahmed s he says "IM HALF PENGUIN HALF FROG HALF BUFFALO WING he headbutts this kid who is 400 pounds in my class HE F------ FALLS TO THE GROUND he sαeams out "I WONT TAKE YOUR S--- ANYMORE GLORIA" WHATTTTT JPG and k the >ahmed instantly jazzhands him in the balls again steacher pulls out a radio from no where and says "we have a situation in the theature Pits like hes a murderer she grabs the nearest giris boob >but why she is screaming out JUICY JOSEPHat this point >he runs over to me and punches me in th chest 巧tard wranglers run in he makes that cat noise dikemaster trys to calm him down he kidks her in the arotch and begings sareaming out his catch phrase BUFFALO WINGSSSS the tard wranglers pin him on the ground and show him the peace of paper >he calms down ed out of the room im walking through the halls to acting class >i go sit down in my chair little do i know i will be seeing ahmed today its like obama and 2 secret service men h@ say打uicy juicy JOSEPHHHHH' > hi ahmed how are ya bud? he says im pretty hot today i say he says "BECAUSE PENGUINS BELONG IN NANTARTICA(how he pernounces it >i say well thats not good >he says "buffalo glers tense up > i say Phe says "I am mumble the sits just one of those ahmed days. we go up to the stage for another excersize >dikemaster and the 400 pound man are steering clear of ahmed >i wonder how dikemasters testicles are feeling its improv again get really excited to see what ahmed has to bring to the table Phe gives him a hand prop, its a frying pan 》ahmed gets to go first he says"hey juicy joseph > and i say yes a > the class thinks me and his friendship is cute he says "guess what i got cookin zi ask >he says "BUFFALO WINGS the frying pan at my teacher, it misses and hi ts a giant sign that falls on her head >tard wranglers activate tard control alpha >kicks one of the tard wranglers square in s the tard wranger pulls out a radio and says "Code 4 in the theature LOL CODE 4 MUST BE BAD he headbutts the 400 pound man again the tard wrangler runs over and shows ahmed the peice of paper ahmed immediately calms down > he flips the paper over, its from his HW last night for Tard Hq sit HE FLIPS S--- he runs over and throws a chair at the door when 4 more tard wranglers run in, the hired a new one > new tard wrangler goes down > Police officer runs in and tackles ahmed Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)23:35.38 UTC-O No.508493484 Replies508 493827 9084943 Cont from 3rd post police officer is dragging ahmed from his heels through the halls he is screaming juicy joseph save me!" lolol i saeam, dont worry youre big and strong from all of those buffalo wings you it in his eye >he says to the cop F--- YOU GLORIA > he flips over and kicks him in the nads edikemaster runs over to comfort the cop > ahmed is running through the hallway screaming juicy juicyyyyy i follow him because i can >he runs into the girls bathroom and proceeds to piss in the sink > he proceeds to leave his pants around his ankles and run out into the hallway only to be greeted by a 18 tard wrangles (except for the new one who was knocked unoonscious) he screams "BUFFALO WINGS and drop kicks the orginal wrangler and runs over here escaping to freedom i hear a radio "code 5 i repeat CODE 5 he runs outside butt ass naked, he ditched his shirt in a trashcan s he says "1 AM HOME" and falls to the ground s he lets the tard wranglers catch him and the feat is over >I said "cya later ahmed > and he says im scared for our next encounter "ok gloria"

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