"Now that you've accomplished a feat of some importance what are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to Canada!"

Canada.
Where a city's mayor had a drug scandal,
Another city's mayor had a littering scandal,
We colour coded our money,
Yes, that was a "u" in 'colour'
One of our provinces has it's own time zone,
We're right behind Russia in size,
A thief stole 30 tonnes of maple syrup.

Bienvenue au Canada