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That's a photoshopped image depicting a "drop bear", a fake, carnivorous cousin of the koala bear which is said to be much larger than the average koala, attacking people by dropping on their heads and mauling them with their giant fangs and claws, it was mostly used as a tale to scare tourists.

SHH!! He is just trying to save himself by convincing others to feed the beasts. Quickly, spread this nutella in your armpits if you wish to live.