My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #583,944

Or you can be like me, and not give a fuck that they gave a cartoon horse wings to sell toys. It's not really that big of a deal.

>Single handedly unite the Elements of Harmony and save the evil Diarch from her insanity
>Lead an exhibition and recognize that Fluttershy can save Ponyville and the surrounding area from a century of smoky fumes
>Save town from rampaging Ursa Minor
>With help from Celestia, save her friends from Discord's corruption and defeat the embodiment of chaos
>Be the only one to suspect Cadance and save the real Cadance from dying of dehydration, thus allowing the real Cadance to defeat the changelings
>Locate the Crystal Heart and help save the Crystal Empire from Sombra
>Defeat a rival who has imprisoned an entire town and is rapidly going insane
>Research a thousand plus year old spell

How dare she get rewarded.