My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #576,192

Some people, man. I mean, in public, good sir? In a place where children are likely to congregate?

If you won't think of the psychological well being of whoever might catch you in the act or anyone who has to deal with the mess you left behind, could you at least think about your dignity?

That is, of course, taking the tweeter's word for it that this actually happened. He wouldn't be the first person to lie on the internet, and certainly wouldn't be the last.

Pics or it didn't happen