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![File: 1372253226932ipg-(7 KB, 205x246, feels.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: WEQZQGSA) 06/26/13(Wed)09:27:06 No.489373694 Reply] Replies:-2489373859 be me >12 years ago, 7 year old oblivious child Abusive alcoholic mother >Dad was great guy but always at work >He was in the army >Toodumbtoknowanyway.png >Mother forced me to sleep in f------ swinging cot with cat >Cat dragged cutlery and s--- into the cot >Never got good night's sleep >S--- grades even for 2nd grader >Dad didn't care, mother sometimes threw things at me >When dad was home he always spoiled me >Had 8th birthday >Dad told me he was leaving to fight in Afghanistan >He gave me a toy astronaut for my birthday >Left the next day >Demfeels.jpg >Was doing twisted nursery rhymes or some s--- in school >Had to research on little boy blue >Mum had to sign my >Would not sign Whatdoido.jpg >She was all depressed >Found out that my dad was killed in action >Want to die >Get in trouble for no signature at school >Mom f------ beats the s--- out of me >All I have is the astronaut toy my dad gave me >Only link to him >go to bed >Go to cradle/cot thing >And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoons >Little boy blue and the man on the moon >When you coming home dad I don't know when >But we'll get together then work Anonymous (ID: KmY4SLqu) 06/26/13(Wed)09:28:48 No.489373859 firsties □ Anonymous (ID: QeJA4fu0) 06/26/13(Wed)09:28:57 No.489373875 Did you just](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/570/506/950.jpg "Did you just?")
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![□ Anonymous (ID: 62HKOZgM) 12/04/12(Tue)02:15 No 441323025 [r] >>44 1324404 >>441324420 224413248 14 >>44 1 325002 2244 1326072 2244 1326553 >be 25 >walking home from class(dental school) >see homeless woman, no older than i was, maybe 23 at the most >don't want to walk around her rudely >say hello >she seemed scared >she was really dirty, but had these eyes like humble pools of water >chat for a little biti grew up hearing that homeless people really appreciate human contact, plus i didn't have any money to give her) find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20, been roaming the streets ever since >almost ashamed to be thinking that she was a 7/10, she didn't even smell as bad as most homeless ive encountered >offer her a shower and meal at my house >still very shy, but she had that humble/thankful look in her eyes >get to my appt, neighbors giving us dirty looks >get inside show her to the bathroom, find some ladies shower stuff that my ex at the time had left >she comes out after about 35 minutes wrapped in a towel, pile of filthy towels and washcloths >no joke, 8/10 without the dirt >give her some of my ex's clothes, nothing fancy, but she looked like a proper lady >made a pasta/red bean salad while she was washing up >we're eating, she bursts into tears >"No on has ever been this nice to me. I can't repay you, but if you want..". >You're a lovely woman, but it wouldnt be right" >look of relief on her face tells me i did the right thing >we finish eating in silence and she asks if i can take her back to her spot >i walk her 'home with a few extra clothes, soaps, blankets, and the leftovers >get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek thanks me for everything and says that shell never forget me part 2 coming swalk by her spot most days after class, sometimes ill bring some dinner for us, sometimes i bring lunch before class swe become pretty good friends Pit's not even that weird that it started as an act of charity >do this almost every day for about 2 months sin that time, she got a job at a Panera and supplied some of the meals for us >she takes showers usually once a week at a nearby shelter by this time >pretty much back on her feet, but still homeless si usually get a kiss on the cheek like that first night when i leave invite her back again one night, saying that a change of setting could be nice get to the house and she nearly pounces on me >making out wildly, not even thinking about what she could have >i don't even care at this point, we f----- wildly for a few hours >she legit put all of her gratitude into it >dont see her for about a week after, got checked by doctor, didn't catch anything skeep doing the lunches/dinners soccasional f--- back at my place >she has a pretty good bit of money saved up from work/donations >we decide to make it official part 3 on its way was skeptical when she moved in, i had been robbed by past girlfriends and didn't know what to expect >have great sex first night wake up in this really nice fog, don't want to get out of bed she isn't there >ohfuckimadumbass jpg >smell fire of some kind >run to kitchen, she looks horrified that she burnt the eggs >relieved as f---, i reassured her that it's fine >every day after that we would leave the apartment together sid walk her to work and walk around until lunch, then class >pick her up after work it was a really nice little schedule we had we would both be so tired from work and class that we'd just crash back at our place >this went on for a few months, it was heaven she was extremely loyal too, like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner(not the best analogy, but work with me) she picked up some great cooking skills at that panera job, her sandwiches had everything + that love and gratitude >after a few months, i graduated with a D.D.S. and joined a really nice practice >she kept working at panera, bringing in whatever she could, but i was making some serious money now >at this point im 27, she's 26 >happiest people on earth sin that year of dating, i never found her sleeping around, stealing, she was off all her drugs >decided i found the right girl 5 years later, Grace and I are happily married and expecting our first son in a few months. Some nights she still cries at how kind I was the first night. But I was the one who was lucky enough to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/566/319/688.jpg "Happy")
![Anonymous 03/19/13(Tue)05:13 No.181622235 Replies: 1816226291816226542181622751181622824181622908181623013181623198181623268 2181623298181623334181623448 181623738 >181623869 >181624049 181624406 File: 1363684381702 ipg-(104 KB, 500x484, sad_frog_2547[1].jpg) >guy in TF2 talking on the mic with a thick arab accent >"You all go now. Go to fight the bad. I stay defend. They no get past. I stay, you go fight.I alone stay for to defend. Take their box. I stay." >someone tells him to shut the f--- up tell them to shut the f--- up and let him talk if he wants (because I think he's funny to listen to) >he adds me every f------ game I play with him he does the exact same s--- >"I am Tank. I wait by helicopter. You kill. I won't let through. You kill. Boomer man, go vomit. I alone guard helicopter. You go. - "You put portal there. Good. I wait. You discover answer. I know answer. Keep portal there. I will put portal when need. Keep putting portal. Good. Do you see? I wait. You put portal. Good just talking non-stop every f------ game we play arab spring happens have no idea where he lives one day he sends me a message >"bad times friend ahead >"maybe no computer" >"maybe no home >"i go away but we are two of soul" will return Last Online: 615 days ago Good luck, you wonderful bastard.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/528/879/f7c.png "TF2 Greentext")
![P2 Anonymous 10/02/11(Sun)14:37:27 No.356341545 File 1317580647 ipg-(17 KB, 300x338, mfw1.jpg) be 19 >finally ask girl out for first time >go to movies, try to make out with her nope.avi >MFW I had to finish watching Spider-Man 3 by myself □ Anonymous 10/02/11(Sun)14:39:47 No.356341830 File 131758078Z ipg-(181 KB, 3000x2000, 2007_spider_man_3_0026[1].jpg) be 19 >let creepy guy who has a crush on me pay for my movie ticket >go to movies, he tries to make out with nope.avI MFW I get to finish watching Spider-Man 3 by myself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/493/139/c1a.png "Movie Night")
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