>Why are you not using Danger Derpy?
>Why not use a background pony with no speaking lines to match Mario's muteness?
>Why is Cadence even there how does that work?
>Why have you not traded in your…lucky charms (Whose cutie mark is that?) for badges?
>Why am I so angry about all this?
>What can we do?
>When will this crime wave end?
>How will we defeat the evil?
>Why am I asking you all these questions?
>Mermaid Man, where are you?

Also, wow, the Spongebob Squarepants Wiki has transcripts of entire episodes. How cool is that?

That's Discord. A Draconequus over 1000 years old and an old enemy of Princess Celestia and Luna.
Max HP is 250. Attack is 10 and Defense is 3.
He laughs and amuses himself with his magical chaos, often at the cost of others. What a bully! He can even use his magic to corrupt us and have us turn against each other. All for a good laugh? Seriously, who would even do such a thing? When his HP gets low, he'll recover by drinking chocolate milk…or the glass rather than the milk. He's a foe to be reckon with Derpy! Now let's give it all we got and come back home with a smile!