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File: 1360401985290 png-(75 KB, 211x229, qqAQM.png) Anonymous (ID: LN2BGjQQ) 02/09/13(Sat)04:26:25 No.457214728 Replies: 457216529457218201457218492 457221324457222917 457222929457223793 457224802 3457226718457227109457228410457230546 4572307162457232542 457232792 457233463 457233849 457234810 457235358 2457239593 457239768 457239805 457240112 45724051457240772 >457240851 457241058457241741 457242236 457242919457244910457248108 457248440457248447 457251090 457251169 457252418457253334457253536 457254287 uch a talented guy! He has such a cute voice and ACTUALLY HAS TALENT compared to you talentless bitches who j------- to charizard. He has a better social life than all of you put together, btw. Justin Bieber is the best si Why do you guys seriously hate Fred? He the world, you guys are just super jealous of thei r#5 ag and #sexapeal. Btw Im 13 and Im way more mature than ER WAS BANNED FOR POS ER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Ps Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/09/13(Sat)04:27:16 No.457214853 Replies: 457215618457222307 KB, 306x395, article-1308043-0A444B 05DC-46 .).jpg Anonymous (ID: KlrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:31:32 No.460603284 >Just minding my own business on the intewebz >Sees Fred fanboy post on 4chan >Jimmies status: Rustled >Angry at him for not loving Shrek instead go outside to the temple I built to honor Shrek and chant "Layer Power, Darkest Hour" at the altar >A giant, emerald flame spews up from the altar >Shrek appears in all his green, ogrey, teutonic terror >He bellows, "What do ye think yer doin summonin' meh out of the wee yonder!?" >I tell him my plight; he looks horrified >He tells me; "Take this Magic Mirror. Look through it, and yell find yer problems will be ogre soon." >Shrek staunches up and lets out a huge roar >The ground quakes and splits as Shrek beats on his chest like a mad, howling ape >Shrek bolts off at the speed of light on his herculean ogre legs >l shed a tear, having been awed by the glorious sight of my mighty idol >l peer into the Magic Mirror and see Fred and his fanboy yukking it up online with their weaboo s--- The door to Fred's room suddenly explodes; Shrek has descended upon the transgressors of ogre faith >Shrek's ear tubes spout poisonous gas and overwhelm the autistic heathens >Shrek begins beating them senseless with his diamond-hard, 30-yard length ogre schlong >Bloodied up, the victims of the ogre lord beg for mercy with their foul, p-----toned voices Shrek merely gives them a hellish glare and a snarl, then bellows YA DIDNT CHECK YERSELVES!! NOW YA SHREKED YERSELVES!!! Shrek unleashes his acid piss upon the bloody skullfucks, then grabs his fearsome ogre onion grenades >Shrek stuffs one million onions up Fred's a------ and the fanboy's a------, then plows each cocksuckers' heads into the oniony depths of the other's tangy a------ >The green beast s---- at least seventeen thousand pounds of boiling hot swampwater on the peons until it fries their skin golden brown Anonymous (ID: KITuthN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:32:10 No.460603407 >Shrek cackles and proclaims: "Yer both a spicy hot onion ring now! And ye look good enough to eat!" Shrek feasts on their meat and bones, then detonates the grenades, obliterating everything for ten mile k lets out a huge f------ ogre fart and blas into the sky like a gamma ray >Shre >I see a green comet >He returns to me with the spines of vanquished Fred and the fanboy bastard as war trophies k across the sky and land before my eyes in n o time flat; it is Shrek Shrek happily lays them in my hand and whispers in my ear, "I made ogre love to their bone Use them remains as dildos the next time you bone a wee lass and you will be blessed with yer own legion of ogre babies. It's mah gift to you, ya honorary Shrek With Magic Mirror in hand As the portal clos lams a magic onion into the dirt and a portal opens to Far Far Away Land ear these beautiful words >"HERE COMES THE SHREKSTORM, MOTHERSHREKERS!! Anonymous (ID: zBYxfsrL) 02/22/13(Fri)22:34:25 No.460603892 Replies:22460606137 10/10 Would read again Anonymous (ID: Fy2sj2FS) 02/22/13(Fri)22:36:53 No.460604382 Replies: 460606137 p laughing An ID: 04LY 02/22/13(Fri)22:41:04 No the pa whe ntly sodomised????? 5/10 Anonymous (ID: AKe6kJ8X) 02/22/13(Fri)22:44:3 6060 the life. You are no true devote follower of Shrek OP you f------ Farqua ad Anonymous (ID: KIrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:50:33 No.460607474 File: 1361591433777 Shrek Copypasta.png) What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little p---? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'1 play the Big Bad Wolf, with a giant roar I'l blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker.

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File: 1360401985290 png-(75 KB, 211x229, qqAQM.png) Anonymous (ID: LN2BGjQQ) 02/09/13(Sat)04:26:25 No.457214728 Replies: 457216529457218201457218492 457221324457222917 457222929457223793 457224802 3457226718457227109457228410457230546 4572307162457232542 457232792 457233463 457233849 457234810 457235358 2457239593 457239768 457239805 457240112 45724051457240772 >457240851 457241058457241741 457242236 457242919457244910457248108 457248440457248447 457251090 457251169 457252418457253334457253536 457254287 uch a talented guy! He has such a cute voice and ACTUALLY HAS TALENT compared to you talentless bitches who j------- to charizard. He has a better social life than all of you put together, btw. Justin Bieber is the best si Why do you guys seriously hate Fred? He the world, you guys are just super jealous of thei r#5 ag and #sexapeal. Btw Im 13 and Im way more mature than ER WAS BANNED FOR POS ER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Ps Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/09/13(Sat)04:27:16 No.457214853 Replies: 457215618457222307 KB, 306x395, article-1308043-0A444B 05DC-46 .).jpg Anonymous (ID: KlrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:31:32 No.460603284 >Just minding my own business on the intewebz >Sees Fred fanboy post on 4chan >Jimmies status: Rustled >Angry at him for not loving Shrek instead go outside to the temple I built to honor Shrek and chant "Layer Power, Darkest Hour" at the altar >A giant, emerald flame spews up from the altar >Shrek appears in all his green, ogrey, teutonic terror >He bellows, "What do ye think yer doin summonin' meh out of the wee yonder!?" >I tell him my plight; he looks horrified >He tells me; "Take this Magic Mirror. Look through it, and yell find yer problems will be ogre soon." >Shrek staunches up and lets out a huge roar >The ground quakes and splits as Shrek beats on his chest like a mad, howling ape >Shrek bolts off at the speed of light on his herculean ogre legs >l shed a tear, having been awed by the glorious sight of my mighty idol >l peer into the Magic Mirror and see Fred and his fanboy yukking it up online with their weaboo s--- The door to Fred's room suddenly explodes; Shrek has descended upon the transgressors of ogre faith >Shrek's ear tubes spout poisonous gas and overwhelm the autistic heathens >Shrek begins beating them senseless with his diamond-hard, 30-yard length ogre schlong >Bloodied up, the victims of the ogre lord beg for mercy with their foul, p-----toned voices Shrek merely gives them a hellish glare and a snarl, then bellows YA DIDNT CHECK YERSELVES!! NOW YA SHREKED YERSELVES!!! Shrek unleashes his acid piss upon the bloody skullfucks, then grabs his fearsome ogre onion grenades >Shrek stuffs one million onions up Fred's a------ and the fanboy's a------, then plows each cocksuckers' heads into the oniony depths of the other's tangy a------ >The green beast s---- at least seventeen thousand pounds of boiling hot swampwater on the peons until it fries their skin golden brown Anonymous (ID: KITuthN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:32:10 No.460603407 >Shrek cackles and proclaims: "Yer both a spicy hot onion ring now! And ye look good enough to eat!" Shrek feasts on their meat and bones, then detonates the grenades, obliterating everything for ten mile k lets out a huge f------ ogre fart and blas into the sky like a gamma ray >Shre >I see a green comet >He returns to me with the spines of vanquished Fred and the fanboy bastard as war trophies k across the sky and land before my eyes in n o time flat; it is Shrek Shrek happily lays them in my hand and whispers in my ear, "I made ogre love to their bone Use them remains as dildos the next time you bone a wee lass and you will be blessed with yer own legion of ogre babies. It's mah gift to you, ya honorary Shrek With Magic Mirror in hand As the portal clos lams a magic onion into the dirt and a portal opens to Far Far Away Land ear these beautiful words >"HERE COMES THE SHREKSTORM, MOTHERSHREKERS!! Anonymous (ID: zBYxfsrL) 02/22/13(Fri)22:34:25 No.460603892 Replies:22460606137 10/10 Would read again Anonymous (ID: Fy2sj2FS) 02/22/13(Fri)22:36:53 No.460604382 Replies: 460606137 p laughing An ID: 04LY 02/22/13(Fri)22:41:04 No the pa whe ntly sodomised????? 5/10 Anonymous (ID: AKe6kJ8X) 02/22/13(Fri)22:44:3 6060 the life. You are no true devote follower of Shrek OP you f------ Farqua ad Anonymous (ID: KIrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:50:33 No.460607474 File: 1361591433777 Shrek Copypasta.png) What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little p---? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'1 play the Big Bad Wolf, with a giant roar I'l blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker.

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