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Hey ibl I want to read the bible, but I can't be bothered Give me the basic gist of it? old Testament God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing t---). She chooses the former and then her and her f--- buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f------ i----- occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really) Then later, God gets uber p----- about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis God lol'd Some other less important s--- happens, mostly composed of a bunch of f------ writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to New Testament God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super p----- and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this f----- Paul wrote an assload of s--- about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f------ said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid THE END THE BIBLE /b/explains it

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Xeno: Kaiju Groupie [HAIL TO THE KING]

Jan 03, 2013 at 05:30AM EST

Amen.

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Jan 03, 2013 at 09:52AM EST

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