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Oh jeez, looks like you tripped into a crazy wormhole and are being transported to Equestria! On your way there, a Grand Space Wizard appears. He tells you that the ponies themselves will never be able to send you back, and that you must choose a 'perk in order to function in Equestrian society. You may only choose one and your decision can never be reversed or changed by any means. Choose wisely MAGIC FLIGHT STRENGTH THE NEET LIFE e into a ou ar asus You are made into a unicorn but have zero magical abi will take a ton of hard work and dedication to build vour skills You are made into an Earth pony and are strong as f---. You're like a reincarnation of Big Mac (eey Ponyville folk call upon you as a handyman of sorts, and greatl appreciate You are made into an Earth pony and are given absoultely ZERO responsibility No job, no education, no nothing. Straight up NEET. You are free to do almost anything you want! base ability. Flying is tiring as hell equivalent to sprinting. Rainbow Dash makes it look easy... -Celestia will be watching you to make sure vou don't use +The pegasi are very welcoming of you, and g stay in Cloudsdale as well as a job on the weather team. our ou a place to hey never stop giving you chores. On and on and on with -Equestria does not have, and never will acquire computers the internet, decent vidya animu, or television +Best buds with Twilight these ponies You suck at manipulating the weather at first, and ground based ponies harbor resentment towards -If you decline, they become very upset with you You quickly find that Equestria is pretty damn boring 80% of the time until vour skills improve +Ponyville bitches dig a strong handsome work horse like yourself +Best bubs with Rainbow Dash +Best buds with Pinkie Pie RESET BACKGROUND PONE NO PONE NOPE de into whichever You deny the opportunity to live in Equestria and Space Wizard sends you right You are given the opportunity to start your life over entirely in Equestria. You will be born to a random set of pony parents and will therefore either be a unicron, pegasus, or Earth ou ar race you chose, but are a background pony. No one pays any special attention to you canon Equestria fauna you era dragon, a falcon, an Ursa here you came from o about yo doing whatever it is youd -You will never get this opportunity again -If you interfere with the lives of the ponyfolk, they will interfere with yours parents +You are granted a job and a house You his event i You have no choice in vour You are unable to communicate verbally unless it is cannonicall accepted that you carn race Little to no interaction with the Mane Your the show in a terribly unsatisfying way ite pony is cut from You have no choice in vour gender You have no interesting colors a subpar "talent", and do little that interests anvone +You can choose beforehand to become a +You may choose the timeframe in which you were born. (You can choose to be born at the same time as the Mane u may livea nvwhere vou choose example

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bioniclebrony?

Nov 26, 2012 at 07:28PM EST

This guy's face is my face.

Blue Screen (of Death)

Nov 26, 2012 at 07:51PM EST

First thought: Nope…But then I think, ‘screw this planet, I want off anyway’

Second thought: NEET LIFE. Because I like the idea of not having to do shit. It’s the path of least resistance. But then I think that it would be a waste of the opportunity of being there. The potential I’d have would be cut drastically short and unfulfilling

Third though: Magic. If there’s a way to get the most out of Equestria, this has to be it. Because magic. Sure I’ll work for it, but really that just gives me a hobby (what else can you do there?) and the rewards will be worth it. Then I’ll use magic to restore my old lifestyle and show these pones how a human does it…which might corrupt them with my flawed human nature now that I think about it and turn Equestria into another Earth…only without my family and friends who will miss me and all the people counting on me at home…

Fourth thought: Nope

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