My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #428,558

I don't care if it's legit or not, i read that whole post in his voice.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit real still
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ponyville

In west Fillydelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing 20% cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of stallions, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my NEIGHborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got all ill
And said “You’re moving with your auntie Zecora in Ponyville”

I whistled for a carriage and when it came near the
License plate said “fresh” and had dice in the mirror
If anything I say this carriage was a rarity
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Everfree!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby “Yo, homes smell you later!”
Looked at my kingdom and i finally thought
this place is even better than ol’ Canterlot