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Mythical unicorns used to be incredibly violent and bloodthirsty creatures unless in the presence of a virgin. Please calm your tits, downvoters.

Specifically, unicorns in mythical lore are attracted to only virgin females. So pretty much, males are excluded when they said that unicorns are attracted to virgins.

But, if unicorns are attracted to virgin males, then…(stands up from my chair).

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