My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #407,963

I got truly no idea what is written there, but i think i like it.

Dudeeoman: That's my mother tounge you're talking about.

I took the liberty of translating the ingress:
"Suddenly a picture of the canoeist and olympic gold medalist Ed McKeever appeared. The photo gets lots of attention and thousands of 'shares'. Why was this particular picture of the medalist so special? Well, McKeever is kissing a small, gray plastic horse. Her name is Derpy Hooves, she is a cross-eyed 'My Little Pony' and she has a large collection of male fans."

And the blurb:
"In the middle of all the hate and sour bile these cute, pastel horses appear, like a much-needed light in the darkness."

The top of the left page has a quote from Lauren Faust: "When something is pink or full of rainbows and hearts everyone automatically assumes it's stupid" (translation party, considering the original quote is English).
The top of the right page mentions celebrity fans and that the average fan is 21 years old (presumably excluding the target audience).