Am I the only one who thinks this would make an incredibly hilarious read?

"'You know I've always thought you were pretty awesome Blitz' said Daring Do, and they started to kiss and stuff, but then some boulders started dropping out of the sky. They dodged them in an amazing feat of speed and agility. "Ya, I've always thought that too." said Blitz, but before they could get back to more kissing POISONOUS RATTLE SNAKES started crawling up out of the ground!"

"Those pre-reader guys won't know what hit them."