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OH SHIT SON

BACK THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER

DID YOU SAY DEEPFRIED OREOS?

YOU'D BETTER PREPARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ANUS
BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING PINKIE PIE IS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY

Medical advances made over time had greatly increased the average lifespan of people, then someone had the idea to fry food and our lifespans have begun to decrease again.