Gurpreet Singh Moffar • 3rd+ Head Sales & Marketing at FMCG MNC 6h. + Follow A rich man walked into a bar and found a black woman standing in a corner. He approached the bar, took out his wallet and shouted, "Bartender, I'll buy drinks for everyone in the bar except the black woman." Instead of feeling worried, the woman looked at the man and said, "Thank you." This angered the rich man. He took out his wallet again and said, “This time, waiter, I'll buy extra bottles of wine and food for everyone in the bar except the black woman." Instead of feeling worried, the woman looked at the man and said, "Thank you." This angered the man. He asked the waiter, "Why is this woman thanking me?" He told him, “She's the owner of the restaurant."

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Joseph Jewell • 2nd + Follow Recruiter that Codes 5d. Pro tip: Thank you notes are a thing of the past. You can't send a thank you note and expect it to change the outcome of an interview. If you want to set yourself apart in this market, you have to do more than that. If you want to truly stand out, truly be unforgettable... send a ransom note. Make sure it's hand written(by the person you have temporarily acquired possession of) and have it delivered via certified mail, requiring a signature. Boom, immediate feedback. GCO 986 131 comments • 14 reposts

Coltin Caverhill • 3rd+ Engineering Manager at Yelp 4d. • + Follow Managers, be very careful what you say to your engineers! I commented in a slack thread. It was a simple comment of "I wish we had feature X". I thought I was being fun. I thought it would get emoji responses and we would move on. The engineers solved it. Do you know how much we pay Software Engineers!? I did not mean for them to work on this thing and solve my issue. But they wanted to make things better, and if the manager points out an issue, they felt like it should be solved. This was not a big deal, and not a ton of time was spent, but it was a good reminder for me that I am not an engineer, I am a manager. And while that title is mostly meaningless to me, it means something to others. What I say magically holds more gravity not because of the merit of the statement, because of the title I hold. By not being mindful about what I share in our public channels, I led my team to spend time on the wrong thing. CO 2,345 297 comments • 52 reposts

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Gurpreet Singh Moffar • 3rd+ Head Sales & Marketing at FMCG MNC 6h. + Follow A rich man walked into a bar and found a black woman standing in a corner. He approached the bar, took out his wallet and shouted, "Bartender, I'll buy drinks for everyone in the bar except the black woman." Instead of feeling worried, the woman looked at the man and said, "Thank you." This angered the rich man. He took out his wallet again and said, “This time, waiter, I'll buy extra bottles of wine and food for everyone in the bar except the black woman." Instead of feeling worried, the woman looked at the man and said, "Thank you." This angered the man. He asked the waiter, "Why is this woman thanking me?" He told him, “She's the owner of the restaurant."

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