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![File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/911/133/1c1.png "Anon talks about BBC | /r/Greentext")
![File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/911/049/116.jpeg "Anon tries dating | /r/Greentext")
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![File: blocked.png (82 KB, 670x373) Restricted This website has been blocked by your administrator School computers Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)23:41:37 No.73287915 [Reply] >be me >have to do school project on well-known people >assigned Willie Nelson, country singer >google him >blocked on school computer, keyword "willie" >tell teacher about this >assignment changed to different person >mfw it's D--- van D---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/587/148/220.png "Anon has a school project | /r/Greentext")
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