'I'll Build My Own Wall' Comic Gets Lampooned In Memes
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Dungeons and Dragons - Lich must feel pretty bad when they spend fifty thousand gold on traps and the artificer disenchants them all for free XP. | /r/dndmemes
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![Petition to include a Murder Penguin in the party as a pet/ mascot MURDER PENGUIN Small beast, unaligned Armor Class 11 Hit Points 13 (3d6+3) Speed 30 ft., swim 60 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 14(-2) 120-11 12(+1) 204) 10-01 5(3) Senses passive Perception 10 Languages- Challenge (1.100 XP) Ice Walk. The murder penguin can move across and climb icy surfaces without needing to make. an ability check. Additionally, difficult terrain. composed of ice or snow doesn't cost it extra movement. ACTIONS Beak. Melee Weapon Attock: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1082) slashing damage. Shotgun Blast. Ranged Weapon Attack: +3] to hit, range 30/90 ft, one target. Hit: 9 (208) piercing damage. O Since when does a f king penguin have str 14 Murder or not I call bulls t M8 he's a trained assassin Been training for years so he has superior strength With that str score that penguin could carry 210 lb = 95kg I can barely carry that much and I'm 6'2" Ain't no raggedy ass fake tuxedo mother f ker carrying more than me I don't care how much he trained F kin beak ass b tches](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/651/032/0c6.jpg "Doable... | /r/dndmemes")
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