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OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3

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Joseph Jewell • 2nd + Follow Recruiter that Codes 5d. Pro tip: Thank you notes are a thing of the past. You can't send a thank you note and expect it to change the outcome of an interview. If you want to set yourself apart in this market, you have to do more than that. If you want to truly stand out, truly be unforgettable... send a ransom note. Make sure it's hand written(by the person you have temporarily acquired possession of) and have it delivered via certified mail, requiring a signature. Boom, immediate feedback. GCO 986 131 comments • 14 reposts
Coltin Caverhill • 3rd+ Engineering Manager at Yelp 4d. • + Follow Managers, be very careful what you say to your engineers! I commented in a slack thread. It was a simple comment of "I wish we had feature X". I thought I was being fun. I thought it would get emoji responses and we would move on. The engineers solved it. Do you know how much we pay Software Engineers!? I did not mean for them to work on this thing and solve my issue. But they wanted to make things better, and if the manager points out an issue, they felt like it should be solved. This was not a big deal, and not a ton of time was spent, but it was a good reminder for me that I am not an engineer, I am a manager. And while that title is mostly meaningless to me, it means something to others. What I say magically holds more gravity not because of the merit of the statement, because of the title I hold. By not being mindful about what I share in our public channels, I led my team to spend time on the wrong thing. CO 2,345 297 comments • 52 reposts
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