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Anonymous 16 KB JPG >be me 06/25/22(Sat) 16:14:58 No.69175611 >meet girl at party >take her home after hitting it off >get hot and heavy in bed >tell her I don't have any condoms >she doesn't mind, says we can just cuddle >cat comes in and sits on my dresser >immediately get up and start playing with cat >play with cat for long time >girl gets up and starts putting on her clothes >ask if shes alright >lame excuse of saying she had to be somewhere >ok then, maybe another time >go back to playing with cat >girl leaves, messages me later calling me a f----- for paying more attention to the cat than her >don't care, cat comes and sleeps next to me for the night I love my cat

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 08/30/19(Fri)22:57:36 No.808404199 When your dog has something in its mouth and won't drop it 44 KB JPG >Hear footsteps >be me >get first house, real cheap but ok neighborhood >second night >Sitting at the computer in my new living room >Turnaround.mvk >Black homeless dude broke in and froze like I couldn't see him >Tell him it's fine, he's an idiot because my first house has no furniture >End up smoking all of his pot with him I had no money and he didn't stab me because he thinks I'm chill so worked out all around.

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Anonymous B 08/01/24(Thu)19:54:55 No.200460410 >that shy quiet guy at work who doesn't talk to anyone unless spoken to Is this you in you're c---? 82 KB JPG Anonymous Says he has no hobbies, but still lives a "busy life" Never shares his political views Knows a suspicious amount of trivial things and interesting factoids about society. Never elaborates on how he knows these things 08/01/24(Thu)19:58:56 No.200460452 You think you once heard him say something f----- up, at a social gathering, but everyone chose to ignore it. You aren't sure that it wasn't just a dream. Responds to questions with a shrug and a smile Seemingly immune to social drama Always polite Only has a few friends He could be extremely rich or poor. Impossible to say. Has never complained Always has time to help about work related problems aloof person 2.jpg 378 KB JPG Never seen in the company of a romantic partner Never wears anything flashy >>200460492 # >>200460502 # >>200460510 # >>200460528 # >>200462739

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Anonymous 03/08/2024, 00:24:35 No.16993248 30 KB JPEG > Be me > Playing Forza on hardest difficulty > "Objective: Beat Jaun" > Have multiple attempts and finally beat him > Next race > "Objective: Beat Clyde" > Takes a few attempts, but I finally beat him by one second > Next race > "Objective: Beat Holly" > Take her on the first corner and win by 17 seconds What did Microsoft mean by this?

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Honestly, sometimes it's quicker to just play the game yourself | /r/Greentext

image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)

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Anonymous (ID: ODle717f) 01/04/24(Thu)10:47:32 No.454019139 على طريق القدس الذكرى السنوية الراعة الاستشهار الفتاح قاسم والفتاح أبو مهدي ورفاقهما. وه كانون الثاني 2000 م بملاى الأخرة . _132199004_nasrallah.jpg 47 KB JPG >welp! You really did it this time! >Ooooooh you pesky Israelis! Your day is coming! >just... Not today... But it's coming! >Yep, we'll make you pay! Just... Not today, just to be clear >oooh Israel, you mess with the bull you get the horns... Maybe... >Urm, just.. Don't do it again please... O-Or else!!

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Anonymous (ID: OPziEH2d 08/02/24(Fri)17:28:55 No.476666830 sirs.jpg 514 KB JPG >0.015% of the population in the us >somehow on BOTH presidential tickets f------ HOW?

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File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained

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Anonymous (ID: J407bobA) 07/27/24(Sat) 11:05:06 No.475828677 Figure 3. Median Household Income for Married Couples by Age Group: 2019 (In 2019 U.S. dollars) $110,800* $104,600 $98,470* $130,700* $90,610* $85,810* $83,430* $74,370 Opposite- Same-sex Same-sex Same-sex Opposite- Same-sex sex All Female Male sex All Same-sex Same-sex Female Male 18-64 65 and over Householder age group * Difference from opposite-sex married couples is significant at the 90% confidence level. Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 2019 American Community Survey 1-year data. being gay pays.jpg 73 KB JPG >"be gay" >society awards you the most money This s--- doesn't even make sense.

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File: o.png (21 KB, 582x216) t The Intel Crab reposted Levent Kemal @leventkemaI - 35m IMPORTANT: Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. Via @aliicabuk/NTV 16 1 138 342 IRANIAN RETALIATION TONIGHT Anonymous (ID: ThRQ+a3m >>476646337 >>476648577 >> 28K 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:19 No.476638722 >>476639030 >>476639133 >>476639200 >>476639293 >>476639348 >>476640692 >>476640741 >>476640925 >>476641439 >>476641584>>476642412 >>476642613 >>476643428 >>476644070 Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. https://x.com/leventkemal/status/1819413802523164836 Anonymous (ID: 09P/YnYK) 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:53 No.476638788 >>476639314 >>476640692 Just two more weeks, bro Anonymous (ID: 10KcJlio) 08/02/24(Fri)11:21:32 No.476638857 ▶ >>476639100 >says twitter/pol/ At least I know now nothing's happen ☐ Anonymous (ID: 0682Vsfl) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:15 No.476639030 >>476639391 >>476638722 (OP) its going to happen on the morning on their shabbat, before dawns first light so like 9-10 hours from now Anonymous (ID: LonYTy2D) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:59 No.476639100 >>476639157 >>476639572 >>476639877 >>476640692 >>476640922 >>476641037 >>476641354 >>476641453 >>476641619 >>476641878 >>476642308 >>476642395 >>476642507 >>476642670 >>476642842 >>476643075 >>476643558 >>476643569 >>476643801 >>476644180 >>476644648 >>476645504 >>476645932 >>476646733 >>476647248 >>476648181 >>476648598 >>476638857 >At least I know now nothing's happen Nothing ever happens. This post ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 proves it

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:04:03 No.101468285 1710485663593410.jpg 374 KB JPG >get new iphone >accidentally hit my table (slightly) >completely broken Ah yes, this is the Apple™ quality. F--- off itoddler shills

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Anonymous (ID: AVGFKhVg) 07/27/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.475824400 & 1200x675_cmsv2_7ad9958e-fab1-5402-923e-4076a2b458a8-8601724.jpg >goes to a foreign country 91 KB JPG >lectures their congress to fight his wars >calls all protestors paid idiots >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is he the real gigachad?

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File: 1708036428477843.jpg (43 KB, 686x386) ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:50:01 No.144771646 >>144771665 >>144771683 >>144771686 >>144771744 >>144771745 >>144771757 >>144771801 >>144772176 >>144772200 >>144772737 >>144774078 >>144774137 NOOO IM TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES AND A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN AHHHHHHH ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:55:11 No.144771686 >>144771646 (OP) >Perfect world >Feel pain yet know you can't die >>144771693 >>144771754 >>144772088 >>144772176 >Suffer the fear of getting stuck due to glitches and never being found, forced to live through it endlessly until your mind breaks >"God is unstable and naive >Jax ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:56:15 No. 144771693 ►>>144771754 >>144773841 >>144771686 >You can't swear or be dirty >You have no c--- or balls >You are constantly watched or monitored Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:00:38 No.144771744 >>144771646 (OP) >TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES the world is incomplete and the games are deathtraps >A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD that will kill you with zero hesitation and pulls you around like a toy to do his bidding >I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN you literally get turned into a wagie ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:27 No.144771754 ► >>144771686 >>144771693 >You don't possess a human form, you are most likely something that doesn't even resemble a human >At best you have arms ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:38 No.144771757 >>144771646 (OP) If you can't c-- it's not perfect.

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