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I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why doesn't the Adeptus Mechanicus have Dreadnoughts or something similar? Any question but that.

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Which One of You Was This? | /r/grimdank

日 ☐ Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)07:53:07 No.57865060 >>57865260 >>57868884 935f8f99-ff97-4555-b052-0(...).jpg (64 KB, 1200x680) google yandex iqdb wait >>57864873 >if you never talk to them I did, once. B Anonymous ☐ Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:08:41 No.57865260 >>57865615 >>57865060 Story time? e☐ Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:38:00 No.57865615 >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 >>57866731 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868884 the-boys-homelander.jpg (230 KB, 2028x1140) google yandex iqdb wait B 日日 >>57865260 Sure. >be me >start lifting right when the gym opens up >completely empty most of the time >electronic access so don't have to deal with the bitch at the reception >strange but comfy feeling >liminalspacesafterdark.jpg >about a month in this HUGE roid shows up >120+ kg not a gramm of fat on him >whatever there's more than enough benches for the both of us >about halfway through my last set I hear bloodcurdling screams from the other side of the freeweight area >"W-----! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE?! WHY?! AAAAAAHH! W-----!" >look over >see roid benching with his headphones in while screaming his head of >quickly finish my set and leave >this continues for weeks >6 days a week, 4 weeks a month >every single time things get rough for him on the bench "W-----! WHY DAMN YOU?! WHOOOOOOORES!" >one day work up the nerve to tell him to keep it down with the incel s--- since I can hear him through my NOISECANCELLING HEADPHONES >says he isn't screaming "w-----" but "Horus", a guy who "betrayed him and his kin" >ask him what the f--- he means by "his kin" >he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the gayest shoulder tattoo I've ever seen >looks like a tear with angel wings >wakemeupinside.jpg >says he's part of the "blood warriors" or some s--- like that >never heard of a gang by that name in the area >he apparently interprets my looks of bewilderment as a sign of interest and goes on the most autistic rant I've heard in my f------ life Cont? Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:18:47 No.57866150 >>57866638 >>57865615 unreasonably based Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:22:00 No.57866188 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue man this is great Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:38 No.57866205 >>57864526 BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:44 No.57866207 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue e ☐ Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:59:29 No.57866638 >>57866683 >>57866731 >>57866842 >>57866953 >>57867181 >>57867747 >>57868072 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868256 >>57868884 1602447378286.jpg (117 KB, 553x544) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 Cont. >says he can lift heavier by channeling his "black rage" >I stare even harder >the guy is super white >like born in Eastern Europe and has never seen the sun white >is this mf like a reverse black klansman or something? >he notices my eyeballs coming out of my skull and elaborates >apparently Horus isn't a real guy, he's the bad guy from some kind of niche fantasy franchise he subscribes too >so are the blood warriors >he then proceeds to relate to me some of the weirdest s--- I've heard in a long time >I mean I was into some autistic s--- in my time but BOI >thousands of years into the future >humanity built a galaxy spanning empire but somehow reverted back to an absolute monarchy in the process >everything is led by a single guy who is a huge fedora tipping atheist, but also technically himself a god >also he's in a coma and needs to eat a thousand witches every single day to stay alive >instead of using warp drives like in star trek they open up portals to hell, cover the (somehow shorter) distance IN HELL and break back into reality >speaking of hell there's demons in this universe, also aliens, also witches, also cyborgs >to deal with all that s--- they brought back the communist commisariat and - I kid you not - the Spanish Inquisition >I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage if I shut him up >the f----- won't. stop. talking. >I finally loose my patience when he tells me about this alien race that's like LOTR elves except their magic is powered EXCLUSIVELY BY R--- >not by sex like in some ancient itality based nature religion >no it HAS to be r--- or their god won't be satisfied >mumble something non commital about being late for work and gtfo >he yells after me about how we should talk more and how it's super hard to find someone who's interested in that s--- >can'timaginewhy.jpg Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)10:01:55 No.57866683 >>57866731 >>57868006 >>57868246 >>57868884 3ajtl3-1.jpg (32 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866638 >stay home and do calisthenics for two weeks >buy some better headphones >he's still there every morning >to this day he's still screaming about Horus and how he betrayed him >thankfully he never talked to me again >the new headphones drown him out, mostly Yeah, f--- talking to randos at the gym.

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Can we have a moment of silence for everyone's who's broken the Land Raider door | /r/grimdank

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He may have been a little full of himself | /r/grimdank

HOW THE EMPEROR FEELS LEAVING HIS SONS TO FINISH THE CRUSADES CHE CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THEM THE WEBWAY WHEN HE FINISHES IT) imgflip.com

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Space Wolve drinked too much Fenrisian Ale | /r/grimdank

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Happy Father's Day! | /r/grimdank

Hey guys, Horus here. today is fathers day and I would like to remind you all. please celebrate it with your father. Try repeatedly bludgeoning him until he enters a coma. If you have any siblings. get them to join you too! That is all for today folks, keep being cool. Horus out.

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Dont fucking do it. | /r/grimdank

TECH PRIEST ME ME No EXECUTING imgflip.com No f------ EXECUTING MY 3 COMMISSARS MY 3 COMMISSARS

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Where are my Imperial Guard SAM batteries and mobile layered IADs? they can even use them as anti-ground missiles like the S-300 | /r/grimdank

The Imperial Guard doesn't have an airforce, aircraft is managed by the Navy. And the Imperial Guard has a notoriously hard time coordinating with the navy, almost always leaving them without air cover/air defense and given the IG is often inspired by Cold War Soviet doctrine shouldn't the IG have a MASSIVE surface-to-air missile/SAM arsenal and Integrated Air Defense (IADS) like the Soviets? S-300P/S-300PMU S-300V Tunguska, TOR, Buk, Buk-M3 KAPWING

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Mfers almost fragged Guilliman for this | /r/grimdank

The Dark Angels: "We will do everything possible to make sure no one finds out about the Fallen. If they do, we'll be branded as traitors by the High Lords and executed!" The High Lords if they found out about the Fallen: I don't care.

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Vostroyan GF | /r/grimdank

You decided to ask her about her lasgun "-built in custom firing pattern, hand carved wood stock, and the golden engravings are-" It's adorable how enthusiastic she gets about it Keeps her lasgun clean and bayonet sharp Fights like the Emperor is watching during every engagement You like to poke fun at her about being so fancy Built by her father. She was taken before she could remember him "I never knew Him... But it's feels like I'm still connected with them, my family. You know?" Her whole platoon is practically family VOSTROVAN FIRSTBORN GF Her cousins have mixed feelings about you dating their 'Big Sis' 6'1" (without the hat) "Haha, I'm sure he would have liked you~" They pick on you, but it's cause they see you as family too Stubborn and stalwart, refused to leave your side when you got a fever "Ah-You're waking up? You... Had me worried Darling~" Her aunt said she didn't leave your tent for three days You've never seen her so close to crying before Takes you drinking with her platoon "Careful there Cute Stuff, you're looking a little tipsy~" Can and has drank everyone under the table (at once) Never runs out of alcohol Not sure where she keeps the bottles- "I'll take care of you, Honey. Don't be afraid to lean on me" Powerful voice. The kind you can hear in a crowded room Older sister energy "Darling!" "You're going to freeze! Share my She's also coat with me" just very loud- Lets you stay in her tent with her to keep you warm "Stay close, I'll keep you safe" Saw you shivering on guard duty during an arctic campaign when you met Very protective, enjoys fussing over you "... You just going to stare or do you want to take a seat, Cutie?" Invited you to her campfire, talked for a while "Haha, You're fun... Say, want to meet my platoon? I think they'd like you~" After that she started joining you on watch

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Darth Vader make a good inquisitor? | /r/grimdank

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Rogue Trader tries to establish dominance over xenos and show the might and endurance of Mankind (failed) | /r/grimdank

@Raszard What questions do you have to my Elantach, Abelard? Meditated" all night Can barely stand

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War Criminal = Precious Little Guy(or girl) | /r/grimdank

WH40K character who has committed untold atrocities I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. made with mematic Me I know this, and I love you

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Warhammer 40,000 - Pov: you were talking s--- about the high Lords | /r/grimdank

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