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I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why doesn't the Adeptus Mechanicus have Dreadnoughts or something similar? Any question but that.

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Fulgrim GF | /r/grimdank

You hear here talking to herself a lot Fulgrim Calls you her Muse The Phoenician Has painted at least a dozen portraits of you. Sometimes she has you sitting for hours, but you don't mind "Oh you look stunning in this one~!... But- . . . No, no it's not quite right-❝ Though she insists none of them are good enough. Even though they're all amazing Whenever you eat together it's extravagant. She hand-feeds you grapes and other exotic dishes Changes your wardrobe on a weekly basis. Designs all of your clothes herself "Daaaaarliiiiing~! Could you model this for me? It will only take a minute!" It definitely will NOT just take a minute You better clear your schedule Shows you off like a little celebrity when she's done dressing you up You don't have a say but she has good tastes "Darling, be a dear and stay away from Bile... I don't want them getting any ideas-" Her sons kinda scare you but they always applaud But when you asks she insists she was talking to herself... You're not convinced She spends a lot of time with that sword... 10'2" Holds herself to VERY You've tried to talk to her about not overstretching herself She says she wants to show you every pleasure imaginable high standards "Oh? What is it dear- Sleep? Haha oh Darling, perfection doesn't rest~" "Well- fine just a bit of beauty sleep" It's hot! But sometimes the way she says it... Concerns you... And she always has that sword when she does- Clinical perfectionist Drop-dead gorgeous And she knows it Absolutely full of herself Adores it when you compliment her, can never get enough Turns the prettiest shade of red Loves to take you dancing, even if her height makes slow dancing together... Interesting Except she likes her Will s----talk about Sanguinius, her sisters to you You like And Ferrus, though she calls her a Gorgon "Oh don't get me started on that petulant child Perturabo- Darling, she listening wouldn't know art if she had her face smashed to her little rants, she's adorable when she gets spirited into it!" Takes you out to the theatre and dine at fancy restaurants Sugar Mommy

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Straight up taxin it and by it I mean your skeleton | /r/grimdank

MFW I'm in an army that is just a "death and taxes" joke

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Please don't actually answer | /r/grimdank

I don't know what's actually canon anymore AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK makeameme.org

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Think about it | /r/grimdank

ITT Say something smart, Kowalski. If "everything is canon" by GW is an offical statement, then TTS can come back due to the fact that GW had to sue the intire internet for copyright claims wich will never be possible.

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In light of a very recent trend, here is Kharne. | /r/grimdank

Works out for seven hours a day (you're invited!) KHARNE BF Will rant for hours and hours on end to assert dominance AAAA He can pick you up with just one arm. Beats up everyone else. He doesn't do it "Right, legion, this is my squeeze. about how much he You touch them and I'll cut your balls hates Slaanesh. off." AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA Netflix or the Noosphere, "No, I lied. I don't have or anything, he's just f----ass angry. AAA MAAAA we're just going to watch cable-tv Blood Bowl." AAA AAAA "Organised religion is for p------." AAA AAAA Big arms = big hugs. AAA AA A Will s--- on literally Succinct, never uses any every legion, even AA A more words than they need to. Even if it's just a World Eaters. A A grunt sometimes. Sometimes he jokes? He's mostly just angry at almost everyone so it is hard to tell. Extremely tough exterior, got a small soft patch in there though. (Literal) killer workout routine. "Emperor's Children? Yeah they're called that because they all cry like babies when you cut their arm off. What do you mean that's normal?" I AM GOING TO F------ KILL THOF S--- EREBUSI Hardly knew her. F------ HATE HIM SO MUCH АААААААААААААААААА Very bad at Monopoly. Always chooses rock in Rock Paper Scissors.

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Some Crew losses, minor structural damage... Not Great, not terrible. | /r/grimdank

A macro-cannon on the cruiser's lower decks explodes, killing 6000 crew: NEW ANNOUNCEMENT "NOW HEAR THIS! ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS" GREASER CLANS NAVY OFFICER CORPS MECHANICUS AUTONOMOUS FREE- STATE лим GUN-DECK RUNNERS TUNNEL SNAKES PROW FAMILIES ALLIANCE CRUISER POLITICAL MAP enwattat RAD PATCH CHEESE TROLLEY) fee I'm sorry, is this some sort of gunnery-serf joke that I'm too upper decks to understand?

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HAAAANK! | /r/grimdank

HAAANK, SHE'S DOESNT WANT TO SEE YOUR MINIATURES! imgflip.com HAAAAANK, NO!

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Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Cluseau. Need I Say More? | /r/grimdank

Warhammer Official VAHILA MATER @warhammer Everything is canon.

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LOUDER CROWDE LOUDER CROWDER a Deathwatch equivalent of Sister of battle bringing sister of battle from different orders for important ordo hereticus missions would be absolutely sick CHANGE MY MIND

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This scale is 100% accurate and anyone who dares question me will have a visit from the Inquisition/Banana Guard/ Uh… horses, I guess? | /r/grimdank

The immortal god monarch benevolence scale: Straight up utopia Fascist Nightmare

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Warhammer 40,000 - Chaos went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal… who wins? | /r/grimdank

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