Centurii-chan - Why do I skip parts of my live every time I blink? IM SCARED. I DONT LIKE THIS

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Me at 8 Immortality? I dont think you need to live forever that kinda sounds sad and horrible. Me at 20's where months feel like days. M You sure this is the elixir of immortality? yea. 86 Ha Mery 200.59 ་་་་

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negativeoptimist

Apr 21, 2024 at 04:36PM EDT

History time, this joke is based off of Qin Shi Huang, first ruler of a unified China but got obsessed with drinking mercury in a misguided quest for eternal life. He got to 49.

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MIMU

Apr 21, 2024 at 06:59PM EDT in reply to Quiet_boi

Yes. You know the phrase "mad hatter?" That's because the creation of hats for a time used mercury in the process. The fumes would inevitably start causing brain rot on par with watching Vinesauce compilations.

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