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Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

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Pff... California... Stay vigilant, son BEEP This city belongs to COMMUNISTS sm Eww. Hit it harder. I'M GETTIN' PAPERRR mulét GULL HAPPYROADKILL

YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.

What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL

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Meemaw 'bout to go full Ultrakill one of these days

Y'know Each time ya cuss? D'aaww fooey! boy... An angel DIES. ? Great, now keep em comin' boy! HAPPYROADKILL yes pa... We gotta lower God's defenses before Meemaw gets to em! Anyday now!

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Daddy goes out for milk

Hey so umm... Would you mind if I called you Daddy- Christ. Course not! That sounds... hot??? omg... Y'know what'd be even hotter?? Whatever, just don't think about it... HAPPYROADKILL Wearing these- Oh. Dude, I can't see anything- IT'S FINE Just put on your orthopedics. Now to have you watch cable news and occassionally clear your throat super F------ loud Th...that's great, sport!! I'm gonna go on a real quick milk run, kay? My what? RATTLE BATTLE

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this comic was literal months in the making

petco PS Where the bitches at??? A myym RUDE DUDE

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Smokey retires

Hi kids, Smokey here! Meet my good pal, Pipey the Pipebomb! FI PEY SMOKEY ли TECHNICAL SMOKEY DIFFICULTIES BROKEY He may not seem good at preventing forest fires now... PLEASE STAND BY HAPPYROADKILL Exon But when he teams up with his good pal Maily the Mailbox of an Oil Executive- Hi kids, Ember here... Sadly Smokey decided it was time to retire.

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Exclusive Look At The Rejected Happyroadkill Christmas Comic

Hey man! Did you know the harmful toxins that usually prevent people from experiencing certain psychoactive mushrooms can be completely filtered out through reindeer urine? In fact, our potent hallucinogenic fluid have been used by the Sami peoples of Lapland for generatio- HAPPYROADKILL LOOK, buddy. I'm not gonna let you trick me a 36th time tonight, okay?!

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How high did you count?

well I slept with 12 girls during spring break! ...Why did you get a Grindr ping? 00 o yea? well I slept with 14 girls during spring break! did i say 12?? I actually meant- BA-DUNK CLOCK ...Why'd you recognize it? HAPPYROADKILL

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idk why there isnt more DNC x RNC fanart

will you stop!? someone's gonna see us! what are they gonna do? vote third party?

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Progressives in office sure have been giving us a powerful lesson on how much of an incurable poison our system is

Peace must prevail. ...So you're proposing a ceasefire or-? HEY! HEY! HAPPYROADKILL Bernie Bernie HUMANITY must prevail I did NOT say that! Bernie No body heard me say that!

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Vixen recalls her origin story

Remember son, women are VIXENS! They're orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms! wrow HAPPYROADKILL 10 YEARS LATER... sk NAR Needless to say it was the most metal thing I'd ever heard in my life

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GOP trying to appeal to Gen Z using their highest level of restraint

HAPPYROADKILL Okay, I NEED more support from young people. You can do this, Pillsbury. Just try and be normal. AVERAGE YOUTH SPOTTED (gay) WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU

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Oh the humanity, They have no choice!

Y'know what? I'm just gonna say it! Oh god they're at it again! I am SICK of GREEDY corporations FORCING US into these REGULATIONS environmental catastrophes. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! HAPPYROADKILL A

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4 day work weeks

Good news, sir! 0 4-DAY WORK WEEK RESEARCH AND wellbeing! 00 We found a new method of improving worker productivity! HAPPYROADKILL

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Happyroadkill - At least he seems to not take sexual pleasure from it like you would expect

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Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

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