Translations: (from here )

(Left)
RD: Hi, derpy, don't forget the pegasus meeting
Did you get my words?
Hello?
Um…

(Right)
PP: I've got a box of Gundam model
Wanna make it with me?
TS: No thanks
PP: Twilight, Twilight
TS: What's that noise again?
PP: Dun dun dun, see!
TS: What?
TS: This is not even virtually possible
PP: Yup. It's a little strange without pink color

Yeah, I don't need the translation to know what's going on with Derpy.