…what?

so…
A Dwarf Fortress tantrum spiral using fluffy ponies instead of dwarves?
(basically, a tantrum spiral works like this:
Dwarf A dies.
Dwarf B, husband of A, gets mad and punches Dwarf C.
Dwarf B calms down, Dwarf C gets mad and smashes the masterwork chair Dwarf D made. Dwarf D has been in the military for a few years now.
Dwarf D caves in the skulls of Dwarves E through J, and calms down. K through Z, friends and family of the victims, all get mad.
Player sighs in defeat as another fortress ends with the Dwarves either killing each other or jumping into lava.)