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:Anonymous 349 KB GIF 01/31/24(Wed)15:44:04 No.665549341 >spend 4 hours a day gooning >another 8 hours shitposting >at least 6 hours of sleep >rest goes for gym, chores etc. How am I suppose to find some time to play vidya?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous Idea for a new tv show 01/30/24(Tue)18:36:54 No.195777526 >Goon Stars >Starring the Pawn Stars cast >Soundtrack composed by 50 cent >the main cast goes around to review various goon caves and rate them based on the material and conditions of the room 333 KB JPG >featuring guests appearances from various p--- stars, animators and fellow professional gooners Thoughts? I think this could work well

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: Anonymous 75 KB JPG 03/26/21(Fri)06:13:10 No.62918674 >>62919158 # >dad is obese >eat all the sweets he buys to save him : Anonymous >>62918674 (OP) # you could just throw the candy out. 03/26/21(Fri)06:46:37 No.62919028

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File: 17065510003567.jpg (88 KB, 828x552) Taylor Swift Joe Biden psyop Anonymous (ID: (LxdTgrXA Tell me if I got this right: 2020: >Biden teams up with Chinese to create COVID >COVID makes it so no one can vote efficiently >Biden wins >Biden suppresses the insurrection, and denies recounts 2021: >NFL goes woke >Travis Kelce sponsored by Pfizer >Everyone gets the jab 2022: >Taylor Swift comes back into the spotlight with Midnights >Announces Eras Tour in 2023 >Has a history of being woke >Everyone should get more jabs says Travis Kelce 2023: >The Eras tour only features gay women as openers >Women love Taylor Swift and pledge their allegiance >Swifties become a cult with Eras Tour >Bud Light goes woke with trans endorsement >Bud Light and Pfizer both sponsor NFL and Travis Kelce >Taylor and Travis Kelce start dating >Swifties flock to the NFL because Taylor Cam 2024: >NFL rigs playoffs >Swifties sweep it under the rug because The Taylor Effect >Election year coming up, two liberal sissy powerhouses that can sway voters >Taylor Swift alone can sway 18% >Ignore the fact that 17% will sway the opposite way just to spite her >Biden activates the Pfizer mind control to make people vote for him >Uses Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to sway the non jabbers >Biden wins against trump by 500% Is this right? Am I missing anything? Did I get the events of this election cycle down?

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:Anonymous 319 KB PNG 1 Reply : Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)22:18:40 No.76295680 >be me, actually out in public >notice (presumably) older woman glancing at me up and down >imagine what warm, soft, cuddly, mommy sex with her would feel like Why am I like this? View Thread 01/31/24(Wed)00:29:12 No.76296884 Nobody can resist Mommy's charms. Her warm embrace, her sweet kisses on your neck.

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□ Anonymous 01/25/24(Thu)15:46:46 No.195527466 >>195528012 File: 1433211987005.jpg (214 KB, 345x336) >character throws something off-screen >there's a crash and then cat screaming

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Anonymous 71 61 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)10:31:29 No.193161016 >I fantasize about smoking a c-------- on a cold dark evening in a Siberian city, listening to some sovietwave as I'm preparing for my 12 hour shift at a metallurgical plant. How do I make this wish come true?

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Anonymous (ID: eDYToowc) ← 11 01/30/24(Tue)14:20:19 No.457013319 Listed today PEDIRA Overview Indian seek young white female roommate Please Contact Description Description 7 very friendly men looking to be friend and roommate young female only Chat 486 KB JPG Indians in Canada are f------ insane Highlig

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic?

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Anonymous 3.49 MB GIF 09/23/22(Fri)09:37:48 No.70319097 >have a dream where I delete all my hentai collection >start mumbling something about self- improving and escaping from all this degeneracy >wake up sweating >realize it was all a dream and sleep peacefully for the rest of night >wake up >start up pc >all hentai is gone >mfw View Thread

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Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)20:29:41 No.905493043 >14 year old me in middle school. >Have long emo bitch hair that covers my face. Also rarely shower, so it looks longer & greasier. >Mom forces me to shower for a family event. Makes my hair poofier & appear shorter. >Next day show up to school & gym teacher asks "what happened to your hair? Did you cut it?" >I simply replied "took a shower". >Gym teacher laughs hysterically. 98 KB JPG

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File: 165372467236.jpg (93 KB, 1200x1200) Treadpill Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)15:10:19 No.74622723 >>74622787 >>74622788 >be me >fat sack of s--- >one day decide i do not want to be a fat sack of s--- >get rid of my couch >buy a treadmill >place it in the living room >now whenever i want to watch TV, i have to go on the treadmill >start losing weight immediately it's just that easy

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