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:Anonymous Take the leech pill 104 KB JPG > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. 01/23/24(Tue)20:20:01 No.76219749 The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew

Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 01/23/24(Tue)11:49:19 No.912832801 >be 25 >technically meet terms of being incel >don't even hate anybody except myself >cursed with being ugly >smol pp Its over isn't it /b/? Should I just throw in the towel and end it all or should I not because there is hope? 01/23/24(Tue)11:59:38 No.912833214 : Anonymous >>912832801 (OP) # Find a fat slut with low self esteem that you can build up. That's what I did. She helped me explore myself and since there isnt much d--- for her we've gotten accustomed to using dildos and strapons on each other. She still kisses it when I ask. Not a lot to suck on but she'll basically make out with it and my nuts feels great. Or kys if the hubris is too large a chasm to cross for you. >>912833609 # >>912833693 #

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Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901 I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a f------ bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money's gone. F------ dye packs. Oh well, could have been 20 so no complaints. Now what do? Drive a truck? >>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 # 01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321 : Anonymous >>819003901 # Here's what you do >start youtube channel >your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable >half the screen is going to show a videogame >title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission" >you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and say s--- like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have alarms like that" >pause the cutscene every now and then and say some s--- like "back when i hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure this is entirely accurate" >your next videos are going to be you critiquing similar scenes from other games or movies >then your videos are going to be QandA about prison life >before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing and all you do is talk into a camera about prison >enjoy making more money than all of us

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Anonymous Commentary Guy 3.2 Morbillion Subsribers 2x longer than It needs to be 2xlonger than t needs to be 2xlonger than it needs to be 01/23/24(Tue)18:23:00 No.195415524 2x longer than it needs to be Popularguy situation is crazy 1 hour ago 3 Million Views Subscribe Penisman Situation is insane 3 hours ago 2 Million Views Huge PoopenFarten Drama 5 hours ago 7 Million Views Coaxedintosnafu situation is crazy 7 hours ago 20 Million Views hh1bk3208vjb1.jpg 69 KB JPG Hey what's up youtube, it's moistfaggot here again. Here's some three day old news I saw on reddit/twitter that I could summarize in 30 seconds but will stretch out for 10 minutes to bolster the algorithm. I talk in a deep voice and say curse words which means this counts as comedy. Alright cya

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: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!

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: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)00:46:25 No.26592287 >>26573368 (OP) # 119 KB GIF I have written a piece of code that takes all the videos posted in this online discussion and plays them in a random order indefinitely. The code also randomly changes the speed and duration of each video, making them play faster or slower, and shorter or longer, than their original versions. The speed ranges from 0.5 to 1.5 times the normal rate, and a random duration ranging from 0.5x to 1x the length of the video. The result of this code is a chaotic and sexy mix of sounds and images, which creates a very intense and erotic experience for the viewer. I play this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosTQxCnlpA [Open]) in the background, which adds immensely to the gooning experience. The contrast between the background dopamine frequency (28hz) and the foreground videos is very jarring and as my brother would say, "goontastic". I ran this code on my computer and watched the output on my screen. I was not prepared for the effect that it had on me. I felt a surge of adrenaline and horniness, as I could not predict what would happen next. I could not look away from the screen, even though I wanted to. I could not stop the code, even though I wanted to. I could only goon in horror and disbelief, as the code tortured me with its random and relentless combinations of videos. I have never came so hard in my life. >>26592352 # >>26593649 # >>26594477 # >>26594692 # >>26600219 # >>26600815 # >>26603125 # >>26604995 # >>26609518 # >>26610694 #

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: Anonymous Luck 01/22/24(Mon)13:13:36 No.76203156 AA Flag_of_India.svg.png 36 KB PNG >born in india >born in a state which has the worst reputation for cleanliness, stealing and everything else >have a passion in music which has no scope and is looked down upon >family wants to force to become an engineer >born in the lowest of the high classes >family follows caste system meaning i cant marry a girl even if shes not of our caste >family thinks i watch p--- everytime i close my door anons should i just end myself

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Anonymous 161 KB PNG 03/29/19(Fri)16:45:16 No.796199748 >have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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TO FEEL JD >be me, ex-neet (managed to b------- my way into a data entry job) >work with normies all day >one guy in our department basically gets fawned over by everybody, stereotypical chad >6 feet tall, built, smart, basically the whole package >hate him immediately, it just grates on me how perfect he acts >there's a homeless guy that usually camps outside of our parking garage (about two blocks from work) >he always asks for money and I always hurry past/ignore him since I don't want to get mugged or fuel his addiction >get to work early today >as I'm walking I see chad talking to homeless guy >says "man, I'm sorry, I usually carry cash, I just didn't today, I'm sorry" >internally roll my eyes because of course he would >ffw to end of the day, see chad stop on the way into the parking garage >see him give the homeless guy a couple bucks >turns out he went to an ATM to get money specifically to give him >forced to confront the fact that chad isn't just hotter or smarter than me, he's also just a better person I've been seething because of this all night. Am I just f-----? How do I cope with the fact that he mogs me in every possible way like this?

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Hisign PH >>95114840 >yo check it out Blarg just gave the humans room temperature superconductors >oh no no no have they used it to boil water yet? >ayy Imao

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:Anonymous Take the leech pill 104 KB JPG > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. 01/23/24(Tue)20:20:01 No.76219749 The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.

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