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01/07/24 (Sun)11:30:34 No.30518894 >fell for stem meme path because got pushed into uni, didn't know what else to do and i saw it as a way to escape home town >did ecology undergrad >doing masters in ecology >have realised the pay will be s--- where do I go from here, in the UK as well. My friend does however earn a decent amount to be able to afford a house and a car with our same degree in the same area, but I keep reading and seeing online how people are making f------ nothing, but all my peers bar a few have barely any other experience whilst I have a lot of work experience in this field through voluntary and internship b-------. Tryna gauge how over it is, I also realise I kinda like doing more manual s--- and not using my brain as much, maybe I should have done a trade instead of stem ecology gayness. Kinda dont care if the work is ""rewarding"""" because rewarding doesn't pay bills. Also not joining the military because I dont agree with being a zogbot. Keep in mind I'm in the UK so dont use american related advice like go work in an oil field or in logging or something because that doesn't exist in the UK and I'm pretty sure all off shore oil rigs need actual qualifications. : Anonymous 64 KB JPG

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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ES 7h (1/7 14:31) · 192212964 · 118 Re · 11 Img JPG 145KB (700 × 474) · 1704616311781835.jpg 7 Replies >be norwegian >kill someone >have 20 years of comfy paid NEETdom with videogames, internet, books, music instruments, sports, animals and other hobbies >be norwegian >don't kill anyone >have to waigeslave 8 hours every day to afford a roof and some food till you are 65 years old

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: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)01:08:51 No.48912327 >be me >like this girl >make it instantly known to best bro >realize a couple days later that he has liked for longer than I >realize he would is giving the 8 KB JPG shot to me >days to by, girl makes move on best bro >he looks to me >I give him the go >hurts, but I know my best bro will be happy did I do good?

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: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:31:32 No.858766016 >be 11 >ask mom to buy me playstation 3 so i can play FIFA with friends from school >she ends up buying me a computer because it would also help me with school >friends play FIFA everyday while im stuck with my computer >start playing League of Legends >find out 2 other guys at school also play LoL, start to hang out with them and distance myself from the other group of friends FFW 9 years 94 KB PNG >20 years old, still playing LoL with the same 2 friends >none of us talk to any girls or go to parties >that same group of friends that played FIFA posting on their snapchat a party full of semi-naked drunk girls >mfw i hear that the girl i was into my whole life was there and even ended up f------ a guy at the bathroom F--- my life. why does a small decision made by my mom 9 years f---- my life today so much

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG am i an unironic schizoid >>30515537 # : Anonymous >>30515359 (OP) # That's not a bad thing especially nowadays. Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat)19:53:57 No.30515359 >no friends >no real feeling of connection to my family, dont keep in contact with any of them outside of family gatherings >no real interest in relationship >find comfort and safety in being a stranger >>30515540 # >>30516064 # : Anonymous 205AFFO7 H >>30515362 # maybe i've read about people who live similar lives and they basically have a gun barrel in their mouth im not depressedf, but it's like im an observer of life rather than a participant 01/06/24(Sat) 19:54:44 No.30515362 01/06/24(Sat)20:28:05 No.30515537 01/06/24 (Sat)20:29:00 No.30515540

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3h (1/7 19:11) 36878280-3 Re · 0 Img JPG 12KB (480 × 360) · D7EBE21B-D513-4270-A2DA-BDA404B1B241.jpg 2 Replies >be 8 years old >home alone playing in living room >behind me I hear a woman's voice ask "can I play?" >freeze for a moment >speed-walk outside not looking back >stay there until parents got home I'm not a schizo or anything, I know this actually happened. Does anyone have similar experiences?

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8 KB JPG >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Anonymous Is there any way out of this? >34 year old NEET >never had a job before >score top 5% on standardized exams, get into top university, drop out in 2008 >have been playing video games and browsing the Internet for the last 16 years for 14 hours a day >concentration has deteriorated so much anytime I'm away from the computer I start yawning out of boredom 27 KB JPG 01/07/24(Sun)09:50:08 No.30518470 >can't watch 5 tabs of p--- without getting bored >haved talked to anyone outside of my parents for a decade What steps do I need to take to get out of this? >>30518492 # Anonymous >>30518470 (OP) # Honestly you destroyed yourself already 01/07/24(Sun)09:53:56 No.30518484 Anonymous >>30518484 # Anonymous >>30518470 (OP) # it's just a f------ game. i can't play 01/07/24(Sun)09:54:44 No.30518487 01/07/24(Sun)09:56:28 No.30518492

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: Anonymous VI 3.49 MB GIF her I have no chance. If she starts messing with me people will see her as a homewrecker. I can't be anything but friendly. I barely know her but I've already imagined dumping my wife for her. What's wrong with me? Anonymous >>married It's over >>30518783 # : Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)10:50:07 No.30518729 >>30518752 # >married >start new job >coworker is a 10/10 my type >already fantasizing at night about 01/07/24(Sun)10:55:13 No.30518752 01/07/24(Sun)11:02:49 No.30518783

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Anonymous When you're in a bad mood but refuse to stop spreading love and positivity yogatruths 44 KB JPG dates together 01/06/24 (Sat)20:59:50 No.30515665 > Been single for 2 years, dated around a lot > having fun but feels soulless in the long run. > have girl best friend (truly) > lots of common interests > cook food together, go on couple Should I ask her if she wants to date? I don't have a big crush or anything but it just feels like we're a good match for each other and other people have been saying the same. She's been saying stuff like "I hope this goes on until one of us meets someone etc", I'm severely afraid of ruining the friendship though. Anonymous >>30515665 (OP) # >have girl best friend (truly) 01/06/24 (Sat)21:07:52 No.30515695 Nope, cause you still want to f---. You're not genuinely into this friendship. You want sex, tell yourself otherwise if you want, but it's true.

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: Anonymous how to find friends as an expa(...) 21740004210R) one te, its worth an attempt 28 KB JPG 01/07/24 (Sun)08:18:04 No.30518110 >be me >23 years old >Move to italy as an expat >don't know any italian >not much friends >meet with girl from same country as me >get into a relationship with her, meet with all of her international friends >break-up >no activities and friends anymore >>30518126 # How am i suppose to find someone to hang out? I don't wanna hangout with my nationals, i want to be friend with international people. But the issue is all the expat people are way more older than me, they are like almost my parents. How TF do i suppose to find people young as me? Anonymous >>30518110 (OP) # Italy is literally tutorial country. Just talk to people and learn Italian you f------ retard. 01/07/24 (Sun)08:19:42 No.30518118

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Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed)15:31:06 No.775355811 File: 1322261238567.jpg (482 KB, 1200x1800) >>775353580 (OP) >girl friendzoned me >I stopped being her friend >no longer in the friendzone because we're not friends Now you know how to escape, you're welcome.

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: Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)17:17:05 No.663008672 FO3_Tenpenny_overview.jpg 167 KB JPG >poor little racially profiled ghouls live in poverty >they convince me to make a deal and let them coexist with humans >everybody is happy >come back in a week >they f------ killed everybody and tossed their corpses in the basement >when I ask what happened, they tell me to f--- off or I'll end up like them >rage.jpeg >burn them all with a flamethrower It's almost as if Todd was trying to teach us a life lesson.

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01/07/24 (Sun)11:30:34 No.30518894 >fell for stem meme path because got pushed into uni, didn't know what else to do and i saw it as a way to escape home town >did ecology undergrad >doing masters in ecology >have realised the pay will be s--- where do I go from here, in the UK as well. My friend does however earn a decent amount to be able to afford a house and a car with our same degree in the same area, but I keep reading and seeing online how people are making f------ nothing, but all my peers bar a few have barely any other experience whilst I have a lot of work experience in this field through voluntary and internship b-------. Tryna gauge how over it is, I also realise I kinda like doing more manual s--- and not using my brain as much, maybe I should have done a trade instead of stem ecology gayness. Kinda dont care if the work is ""rewarding"""" because rewarding doesn't pay bills. Also not joining the military because I dont agree with being a zogbot. Keep in mind I'm in the UK so dont use american related advice like go work in an oil field or in logging or something because that doesn't exist in the UK and I'm pretty sure all off shore oil rigs need actual qualifications. : Anonymous 64 KB JPG

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