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Anonymous >>657377150 # Let's play No Man's Skyrim 11/13/23 (Mon)20:21:03 No.657377929 We're in a Starfield ship in space. Let's "fly" to that planet. 578 KB JPG >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* We are in orbit around the planet. There's no point in exploring the planet because there's only one repeating city?! Fine. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, the game landed the ship for us. Let's get out of the ship. >*cut scene of exiting the cockpit to hide the loading screen* Okay, let's click the ladder to leave the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, let's walk around the city. Oh, here's a building. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go up to floor two. No stairs? Here's an elevator. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor two now. Nothing to see here. Let's leave this building. Back in the elevator. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor one now. Let's click the door to leave. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Maybe there is something to do somewhere else. Hey, here's a train. Let's get in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Okay. Another area of the city. More buildings to click to go in. Nah, let's leave this planet. Back to the train. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's walk to our ship. Click the ladder again to enter the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to the cockpit. Click the chair. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's ascend. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to another planet. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* So, fast travel is the only way to travel in this game? There is no driving or any actual flying, landing, or ascending? There are world cell loading all over the place? F--- this, Bethesda. *rage* *clicks settings* *clicks exit to main menu* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading >main menu >click any button to continue *clicks button* *clicks settings* *clicks exit game* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading *crash to desktop* *uninstall.exe*

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