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Dr Richard Diston 2nd I help security people get better. Neurodivergent - be warned. 3h. I'm going to tell you a secret. Come closer. Closer than that. Ready? . My content here is written in code. + Follow If you are the kind person who looks at it and takes it at face value, it isn't intended for you. I don't deal with low-thinkers. Smart people look at my stuff and then think about it. They follow me for an average of 6 months as they break the code, and then, finally, they get in touch. If you're confused about comments I make that are apparently contradictory or otherwise out of alignment - you don't get it. You don't have the tools. I'm speaking the language of a particular kind of person - and it ain't you. Now go and watch some Peppa Pig. It might be at too high a level, though. 0 2 2 comments

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