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Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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Anonymous I think I'm just going to edge...god damn even the thought of it is already making my d--- hard... 11/03/23(Fri)23:56:29 No.75292399 It's okay... I'll just edge and then put my d--- away. I'll survive. In fact it's better this way because if I edge every once in a while it gives me something to look forward to throughout the month. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna edge my brains out tonight and it's gonna feel GOOD. Then I'll just stop right there and sleep tight. See you later bros! >>75292454 # >>75292463 # >>75292478 # Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:03:09 No.75292454 96 KR RNC >>75292399 # I just f------ nutted goddamn.... 0.75292442 I think I and

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File: IMG_1255.jpg (1.18 MB, 1980x3052) Eeyos SUKA MEARUTI O Lost In Translation ☐/tv/ This movie filters many Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)22:10:31 No.191700667 [Reply] Just saw this again with my wife 34 and I'm 36 and she started crying when I refused to agree that bill Murray cheated on his bitch wife. It transcended anything contractual and was a deeper movie about finding yourself and a soulmate. This is such a great filter for people who can't see past their nose (sorry love you still baby) and should be used as a litmus for peoples emotional iq Also that scar Jo ass Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:18:02 No.191705162 >>191704944 >More wasted dubs >>191704984 I'm in my f------ 40s. You're obviously some narcissistic zoomer p------------ crowding up this board with your s----- memes and internet lingo. F--- off back to /b/ or whatever human cesspool on the internet you came from you f------ genetic abomination.

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irina !!L4bkjjJgWmr 108 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)06:37:33 No.75293061 ENTJ >Lazy day and got wet from pouring rajn so dont cook >Eat a big slice of pizza, bag of chips and gulp down a monster and coke cans How do you f------ manage to SURVIVE on this GOD AWFUL DIET??? 286 KB JPG >Stomach hurts all day >I didnt even enjoy it that much One evening it took to knock me out and I just feel nasty and you fat f---- eat this daily Holy f--- I am never eating unhealthy again I swear 11/04/23(Sat)06:40:24 No.75293086 >>75293061 (OP) # I'm sorry you have such a s--- metabolism probably jewish 11/04/23 (Sat)06:42:09 No.75293100 : Anonymous >>75293061 (OP) # I treat my body like s--- in the hopes that I die sooner. Smoke 40 a day, inject Test E, Sustanon, Tren, drink 10 pints a night, nothing but greasy food and protein shakes. I cant wait to have a catastrophic heart attack and be f------ done with it all.

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: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 11/04/23 (Sat)07:31:12 No.656304241 >finish videogame >immediately look up p--- of the hottest female characters

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nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 0 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # >>9006205 # : Anonymous >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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Anon describes the plot of Shield Hero | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 04/29/21 (Thu)13:34:58 No.221298210 >>221298377 >>221298550 >>221298616 >>221299358 >>221299429 >>22130087.1 >>221295671 >be slave trader v >person enters your tent, clearly an outlander >"where I am from we don't practice slavery, but though no fault of my own I must buy one" >sell him the beautiful and pure and demure and strong warrior princess you happen to have for a bargain price despite being a no name saleman >get the money, go buy more slaves >return to the city, outlander enters your caravan >"I have taught the people how to have 3 field crop rotation and how to cook their food, it has made me fabulosuly rich. My homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some" >sell him a couple of beautiful, nubile, pure and exotic elven slaves you happen to have for cheap despite being a poor salesman >take the money to buy more slaves, funding a few slave catchers to help you >return, the outlander enters your shop >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some, I recently showed the local lord how to temper his swords, and he requests more" >sell him a dozen young pure nubile female dwarves (which in this setting are just loli elves) >leave, take the money to hire a mercenary company to capture more slaves >return, the outlander enters your upscale store >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I need more, as I have introduced foods from my homeland that are infinitely more delicious than anything in this world" >sell him a couple of beautiful pure noble oni that can work as cooks >take money, use it to fund a military expedition to capture slaves >return, outlander enters your palace >"the king was so impressed by me that he abdicated in favor of me, I am now the king, my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some...."

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Anon wants to fuck Alice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>3252178 (OP) # If Alice is my sister i will f--- her If Alice is my mother i will f--- her If Alice is my daughter i will f--- her If Alice is my cousin i will f--- her If Alice is not blood-related to me i will hesitate but i will f--- her >>3256518 # 11/01/23(Wed)17:59:24 No.3256412

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Anon has an adult woman fetish | /r/Greentext

[Return] File: 6d >> talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 45d4ea1c061fe92fb().pg (133 KB, 1024x768) Hay 2948 9 7 08 10 11 12 10 14 18 93 17 15 10 ***NSS KERBE # EX >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish That's just called beign normal. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:14:46 No.246720816 ► >>246720588 (OP) obviously >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:07 No.246720835246722721 HEH. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:22 No.24672084624572 File: 1657112906298.jpg (73 KB, 789x867) ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:10:32 No.246720588 ► >>246720698 >>245720816 >>246720835>>246720846246720866>>245720969 >>246721075>>246721105>>245721356 >>246721369 > >>248721876 >>246722468 >>246722505>>246722620 >>248722670 >>245722719 >>24672274>>246722877 >>246722880 >>246722939>>246723327 >>246723573 >>246723601 >>246723660 >>246723668 >> >>246723910 >>24672426946724421 >>246724608 >>246724648 >>246724935>>246724955>>246725108>>246725198>>246725300 >>246725477 >>246725931 >>246726205>>246726407246726733 >> >>248729937 >>246730370>>246730788 >>246731220 >>246731585>>246732397>>246736971 >>246737918 >>246739137 >>246739140 >>246739164>>246739253 >>246739469>>246740344>>246741027 >> >>246743286 >>246743983 >>246744108>>24671225>>246744341 >>246746411>>246747700 >>246749061 >>246753053246755591 >>2467554>>246756000 >>246756528 >>246757162 >>246757523 >> ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)18:09:41 No.246723660 File: lol.gif (1.74 MB, 177x150) 22246/20568 (0) adult woman fetish >this is official art Did someone at Gainax have an adult woman fetish? >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish TICK Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:12:44 No.246720698246722721 Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:45:41 No.246730870 ► File: 1671936313574.jpg (174 KB, 1684x1560) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)02:54:50 No.246744341 ► File: ClgKT3mWgAAbO1N.jpg (88 KB, 779x960) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sui)09.57.36 No.246758528 Ide heb ing (28 KH, 477x) ■ Did I seriously read this? 12/24/22(Sat)18:52:45 No.246725581 >>246725681 File: 1671478680540100.png (610 KB, 921x920) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) > adult woman fetish 10/10 bait Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:16:38 N >>246720588 (OP) the absolute state of /a/... Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:55:09 No.246730788 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish? Most normal /a/ poster Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)17:23:48 No.246721356 ▶ File: kill yourself.jpg (46 KB, 533x670) BASED GOD. put me in the screencap FWA Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:17:00 No.246720969 ► File: 60D372DC-799F-4940-962C-2().jpg (90 KB, 680x669) KILL YOURSELF PLEASE AUTISM >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Imagine being this much of a h---/p---, the occurrence of sex with adult woman subconsciously feels like the outlier. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish 240120 CH Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21 *adult woman tebsh File: Gunsmith cats Nikki surprise.jpg (88 KB, 572x403) 10 ARE YOU WELL? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21:03:12 No.246731220 File: 1634151642471.gif (342 KB, 256x256) DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? >>246723160 Everyone has their own tastes >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish THANK YOU... fortyBURN HEALS! ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:24:59 No.246721424 ► >>245722 File: 1593634186730.jpg (209 KB, 580x580) THIS GUY IS A F------ IDIOT. 0 22248/20500 (SOL) >adult woman fetish? wow ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:25:44 No.246721464 246722721 File: mzha.gif (1.32 MB, 640x450) >adult woman fetish don't put me in the screencap ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:50:58 No.246722734 ► File: 1593692203231.png (818 KB, 1330x1080) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)04:09:27 No.246746411 ► File: 69C7F2FD-C189-48A3 BODC-9(...).png (67 KB, 292x257) >>246720588 (OP) • >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sur)09.36.53 No. 248755501 File: 1330905362705.png (42 KD, 499x330) >>246720588 (OP) >adult won an fetish >>246722721 >Being this far gone There is no hope for you. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish The proper term is hagphilia, please get it right next time anon. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)01:28:04 No.2467410 File: 1444230177454.jpg (4 KB, 190x190). ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:33:29 No.246735244 Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)09:45:17 No.24675 File: Stare.jpg (27 KB, 680x622) File: 06ca9b9e0dbe8e00c38ced2b7(...).png (215 K >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)20:03:35 No.246728659 >>246720588 (OP) Ah yes, scantily clad women of breedable age, the most improbable fetish of all ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)05:13:25 No.246747 File: 1643146807769.jpg (29 KB, 343x440) 3 >anime fans are so degenerate that they consider f------ adult women to be a "fetish" >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Please put me in the • screencap ● ■ Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:31:05 No.246739137 ► File: 1668295967917289.png (30 KB, 157x101) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish .. Never change /a/ Never change ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:56:35 No.24673 File: Brol' Up.jpg (35 KB, 425x319) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)18:13:41 No.246723 >>246720588 (OP) so this is why anno seethe at otakus Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:42:39 No.246739469>246739 >>246720588 (OP) >Adult women fetish Maybe human extinction isn't such a bad thing after all.

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-PLAYSTATION HITS PLANTS ZOMBIES GW2 Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)22:12:39 No.75288728 [Reply] ► >>75289702 >find out about pvz in 2009 >5 years later, a TF2 like shooter of it releases, called pvz garden warfare, becoming one of the greatest games of 2014 >2 years after it releases, GW2 comes out, becoming simultaneously the best pvz game and best EA published game ever made >spend over 1400+ hours on the game >got all the achievements >got all the variants >did all the campaign >got to rank 5455 (the max rank) >after 7 years, the game is still fun to play Take The Zombpill, Lads. + 5 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)23:50:29 No.75289682 ▶ >> Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)23:52:14 No.75289702 ►

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Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)22:36:01 No.150834443 >>150835223 >>150835311 >>150835537 File: 1616537670738.png (335 KB, 640x480) LO Sneed's Feed&Seed Formerly Chuck's I'm here at Sneeds Feed & Seed, a small shop in rural Springfield. But it wasn't always called this.

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 02/15/21 (Mon)19:14:44 No.847479070 Friend said I should share this here >be me, 13 >born with this deformity called funnel chest, have a ~1 inch dent in my ribcage, pic related >spending a week in some christian summer camp >go swimming one day >take shirt off, people immediately notice >dumbfucks are absolutely fascinated by the deformity >that evening one of my roommates comes into our room >tells me to pull my shirt up and lay on the floor >am confused but do it >m----------- takes out a bottle and pours water into the dent >dent acts as a bowl, most of the water stays in it >slurp the water out of the cavity with a straw

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Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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