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File: gamerwojakdepression.jpg (264 KB, 1198x1061) Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)18:40:58 No.654705769 ► >be corporation masquerading as a game company >obtain the rights to one of the most beloved games of all time >immediately add s----- micro-transactions >ffw a couple years >nothing really bad happens for a while just a huge update here and there >decide that we need a little controversy >MidrollJumpscare.mp4 >it's an ad for a tactical shooter >update EULA to 1984 proportions so nobody can criticize your terrible business decisions or have any freedom to use this game recreationally >all the genuine love, care, and effort put into one of the most beloved video games of all time, ruined by corporate greed and pointless scarcity be Minecraft be owned by Microsoft >be beloved game company >realize that the series you've been making for over 20 years will sell well even if the game itself isn't all that great >decide to test this theory since you believe the console the game will release on would probably flop anyway >game drops and 6 million people buy it in the first week >try this again with a 25th anniversary remake >game releases and the exact same thing happens >stop putting as much effort into it to get games out fast >drop a new game and sells like f------ hotcakes as expected >people realize the game is basically an unfinished rushed mess >continue to fix what should've been a completed product for over a year be Game Freak >be me >watching Youtube >looks very similar to another realistic tactical shooter that released about a year ago that severely underperformed >Realization.jpg >"f--- me they made another one" I don't even need to tell you who this is you already know I don't understand why we keep falling for the same lie. why do we keep giving these AAA companies money as if they'll ever care to deliver us a genuinely new and interesting product instead of a heavily sanitized, monetized, and brand safe game that they're really only making for the sake of money?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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