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:Anonymous n---- doesn't even like women(...) Mama mia Ismella HOMOSEXUAL oblet 27 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)03:22:43 No.29874617 >be me >Ask girl out on date last Friday >She says yes > meeting up next saturday >Everything is fine >"Gay" best friend finds out >gets super mad and storms out of room when he finds out > time skip to today >Gay guy keeps whispering to the girl when he thinks I'm not looking >She didn't text me for the entire weekend when she used to text me everyday >Tried talking to her >Gay guy interjects himself in our conversation > ask the girl to go see something with him real quick >Leave me just sitting alone How does one beat up a gay guy without being homophobic (or any other response to getting rid of a jealous gay guy)

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew

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:Anonymous n---- doesn't even like women(...) Mama mia Ismella HOMOSEXUAL oblet 27 KB JPG 10/03/23(Tue)03:22:43 No.29874617 >be me >Ask girl out on date last Friday >She says yes > meeting up next saturday >Everything is fine >"Gay" best friend finds out >gets super mad and storms out of room when he finds out > time skip to today >Gay guy keeps whispering to the girl when he thinks I'm not looking >She didn't text me for the entire weekend when she used to text me everyday >Tried talking to her >Gay guy interjects himself in our conversation > ask the girl to go see something with him real quick >Leave me just sitting alone How does one beat up a gay guy without being homophobic (or any other response to getting rid of a jealous gay guy)

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